SO!
The plot bunnies gave me a little pre-final prezzie!

I was in Spanish on Friday doing some review thing and we went over this story about this Santa at a mall. That made me think of A Christmas Story with Randy's "I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!" And then DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN! This idea was randomly born! It started out with Mokuba being Randy.

YUGIOH IN A CHRISTMAS STORY!

You're welcome.

I have literally every place filled, so sorry if you just suddenly planned to give me a character casting suggie. Oh well.
I'll do this in little short-ish sections, based off the different major general scenes in the movie, such as Flick getting stuck, and the lamp incident(s).
Italics are "Ralphie" narrating.
This chapter is short on purpose.
"YOU MADE THIS CHAPTER SHORT... ON PURPOSE!"
I did.

Oh I almost forgot! It's abridged.
Everything abridged! From random Duel Monsters names to pandas to "Shut up Mokuba!" Hope you like. I casted the YGOTAS characters very carefully.

Anyway...

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, YGOTAS, the movie "A Christmas Story", any of the characters/actors or script, and I also don't own Pokemon or anything else mentioned in here. I also don't own the cover.

R&R!

ENJOY~!

Scene 1: The Holy Grail of Christmas Gifts

Wow, there it is. The holy grail of Christmas gifts.

The Millenium Puzzle, once owned by the Pharaoh Atem 3000 years ago.

And there he is. Pharaoh Atem himself. In his crazy hair, styled slightly crazier than mine even though our hair looked pretty much the same, rested a beautiful golden Egyptian Pharaoh headdress adorned with rubies and sapphires. Around his neck was a shiny gold-painted titanium replica of the legendary Millenium Puzzle, the most realistic replica I had ever laid eyes on. Of course it wasn't the real thing. For weeks, I had been scheming to get my mitts on that fearsome pyramid-shaped golden pendant. My fevered brain seethed with the effort of trying to come up with the infinitely subtle devices necessary to implant the Pharaoh's Millenium Puzzle indelibly into my guardians' subconscious.

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One morning...

"Yugi! Mokuba! Down here in two minutes! And I mean two minutes!" my mother was screaming at us from downstairs.

I raced Mokuba to the drawers. I lost. But I didn't care. I just picked him up and moved him out of my way. "Come on, Yugi. I got here first!"

"Shut up, Mokuba." I got my clothes out and headed for my mother's room.

I took a page I ripped out of a magazine of an advertisement for Millenium Items. Of course, the Puzzle was the main Item there. My mother, grabbing for her copy of Look magazine would find herself cleverly trapped into reading a Millenium Item sales pitch.

You like so far? Tell me how I did! TELL ME!
Random reviewer: Oh you'll find out! I'm about to summon it!
Then go to that little box and summon it!

LOL

As you can probably already tell, Pharaoh Atem (not Yami; he comes later) is supposed to be the Red Ryder, Yugi is Ralphie, Yugi's practically-non-existant-mom is their mother, and for some reason Mokuba is Randy. Don't complain about it, the role was surprisingly fitting. And also you'll get an explanation in a later seen (hint, the one where they go to buy a tree).

If you guys want me to I'll put the full list of characters' casting, either for the whole story or chapter by chapter, at the beginning of the next chapter.

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEEE~!