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Professor Kamijou was about to enter his and Miyagi's office when he heard a voice other than Miyagi's issuing forth from the other side of the door. His eyes widened as he caught onto what was being said.

"Miyagi…gah, stop it! It…hurts!"

"Just hang on a little longer Shinobu-chin; I'll have it out in a second."

"If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to get it further in, you old man."

"Hey, you're the one that came to me with this problem; don't get fussy with me when I'm the one trying to help you out."

"But it's too big! It's stuck; you'll never get it out. It's the biggest one I've ever had in me!"

"I can get it out! If it can get in, it can come out."

"Damn it old man! You're not helping at all! I'll take care if it myself."

"Now now, don't be like that. I want to help. Let me help you, Shinobu-chin."

"…fine. But no more fooling around; if you can't get it out, I'll never ask for your help again."

"Right, right. Here, if I move it like this, it'll…aha! It's out."

"Finally!"

"What's with that attitude? I could've left it in."

"You wouldn't have though."

"No, no I wouldn't have. You're right. Well, now that it's out, why don't you go clean that up, alright?"

"Alright."

While Shinobu was cleaning up, Miyagi opened the office door to find an unconscious Professor Kamijou sprawled out in the hallway, students casually stepping over or around him, sparing only a curious glance.

"Miyagi? What is it?" Shinobu inquired as he rubbed his hands with a paper towel.

"I don't know! I opened the door after I got your splinter out and found him like this. Must be overworked. Well, best to let him be." Miyagi mused.

Shinobu shrugged. "If you say so. Well, thanks for getting my splinter out, Miyagi."

END

A/N: Just a little one-shot that I felt inspired to make. If you've ever seen "Look Who's Talking" with John Travolta and Kirsty Alley, you'll know where the general idea came from. This fic is mostly for my top reviewers. Ya'll now who you are. ^-^