Don't ask me how I came up with this stroke of genius, but I absolutely love this! Hehehe I love picking on Lightning. Especially when Fang is involved
Heeeyyyy, hey Lightninnngggggg…..
Lightning was taking a nap on the couch. The day before Snow was practically bouncing off the walls that Serah was pregnant and Lightning had to deal with her sister and lecturing her about being married first. She was so stressed she didn't hardly slept. She was sleeping soundly when she felt a poke to her cheek.
"Heeeyyyyy, hey Lightningggg. Wake up." Came an annoying high pitched voice that she could only guess to be Snow. It made her shudder; she was trying desperately to ignore it.
"Ya Lightning, you silly sleepy head wake up." Another high pitch voice popped up, only this time it sounded like Fang. She could pick up her accent.
Lightning let out a groan, opening one eye and giving them the death glare. "Oh my gosh! This had better be important." Her voice dripped pure anger. You never want to wake up a sleeping Lightning. "The only reason you should be waking me up is if the house is on fire. So is it?"
They both seemed to be unaffected by her mood. They both just stood there looking at her with wide eyes and a stupid goofy grin. "No Lightning. We found a map, a map to candy mountain." Snow giddly held up a rolled up piece of paper.
Lightning sat up, her eyes twitching. "What? You woke me up for that!"
"Candy Mountain Lightning, were going to Candy Mountain." Fang spun in a little circle with her hands held together to her chest. Laughing like a little girl. "Come with us Lightning!"
Snow joined in with Fang now. "Ya! Come with us. It's going to be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Lightning!"
Lightning had enough of this little game. "Ya whatever. Leave me alone and go play you annoying little game with someone else. I'm going back to sleep. Go pick on Hope." Lightning laid down turning her back to them. Praying they would just leave.
Snow then fell to his knees and started to shake Lightning. "Nooooo! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!"
"Ya it's a land of sweets and joy and joyness." Fang went around the couch so she could see her face and it was not a happy one.
"Get. Away. From. Me." Lightning fought with all she had in her NOT to kill the father of Serah's new baby and wring the neck of Fang.
"CANDY MOUNTAIN LIGHTNING!" they both said in unison.
Lightning then shot up "FINE I'LL GO WITH YOU TO CANDY MOUNTAIN! JUST QUIT THAT ALREADY!"
They began walking outside to the forest. She had no idea why she said yes. All she wanted to do was take a nap. She rubbed her temples. Snow and Fang were walking arm in arm singing. Not to mention in that stupid high pitched voice! "Will you stop with the singing already! I've had a headache since you guys woke me up."
Snow just turned around, smiling giggly at her. "Were at our first stop Lightning."
Snow and Fang had stopped and were looking at something. "Why did we stop?" She asked hoping this was it, but what she saw was a Bohemoth monster, or what she thought was one. "We are not going to fight that." She was in no mood to fight, only strangle the two necks that brought her out here.
Snow pointed at it. "It's a Leobohemoth Lightning."
Fang then piped in. "A magical Leobohemoth."
Snow then finished for her "It will guide our way to Candy Mountain."
Lightning just hung her head. How much more were these idols going to pretend about Candy Mountain? "You do know there is no Candy Mountain right?" Or at least that's what she hoped. Who knows with what those two think.
"Shun the non-believer." Snow jumped back pointing at her.
Fang then joined in with him. "Shuuun, Ssshhhuuuunnnnnaaaa."
Lightning brought out her sword and pointed it directly under Snow's neck. She about had it with him when the Leobohemoth made a sound like he was angry.
Fang then pointed at the monster. "IT HAS SPOKEN!" she then started to walk forward with Snow right beside her. Lightning was so taken off guard that she had no idea what to do. "Huh?"
Snow turned his head to face her. "It has told us the way."
Lightning just stood there. "IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!" she yelled. They just kept walking. Lightning sighed, she had to keep an eye on them now and to try and figure out why the heck they are acting like this. Maybe get them back to normal and be less annoying then they already were.
They walked about another mile when they came to a bridge that crossed a deep gorge. Fang stopped in the middle and started spinning in a circle. "It's just over this bridge Lightning!"
Snow then joined her. "A magical bridge, of hope and wonder!"
Lightning whinced. For some odd reason, she kept on getting splinters on the stupid bridge. "Are you guys getting covered in splinters cuz I know I am." She looked up at the two and face palmed herself. "Never mind. Apparently you to are off your rockers at the moment."
"Lightning." Snow began to call out. "Lightning. Lightning. Lightning."
"IM RIGHT HERE! WHAT DO YOU WANT!" She didn't know how much more she could take of this.
"Were on a bridge Lightning!" Snow sang.
Lightning was about to pull her hair out when they began to start walking again. Lightning just stood there and finally had it. Snow. Was. Going. To. Die. She ran after him with her sword drawn when she stopped dead in her tracks. What she saw made her jaw drop.
"Were here!" Fang threw her arms out wide with snow copying her.
"Wow, what do you know." Lightning was amazed that there was actually a Candy Mountain.
Snow ran up to it singing. "Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain. Fill me with sweet sugary goodness."
Lightning waked up behind him still gawking at the sight when Fang nudged her forward. "Time to go into the cave, Lightning."
"Go into the Cave Lightning!" Snow also urged. "Magical wonders behold when you enter."
Lightning raised her eyebrow. "Uh, thanks but no thanks. You wanted to come here so you go in."
"But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave Lightning." Fang started to push her towards it.
Just then a group of letter monsters jumped in front of them. Lightning knew this was too good to be true. She stood ready with her sword out for when one started an attack. She knew she would have to protect Snow and Fang since they defiantly had lost all their screws. She stood there waiting, but they didn't come after her. Instead music started to play and they began to dance and sing.
Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up.
Then just head right up to the Candy Mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land.
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land.
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things.
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's a mecca of love the candy cave.
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats.
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground.
Turn around, it astounds, its dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free.
So now Lightning please will you go into the cave?
Then out of nowhere the magical letter monsters explode in an array of light and color. After the clouds of smoke fade away Lightning felt like her head was going to explode from the horrid, life sucking display she had ever seen. "FINE! I'll go into the candy cave. JUST WHAT EVER YOU DO. DON'T BRING BACK THE SINGING LETTERS!" She was more annoyed then she has ever been in her entire life.
Lightning stood at the entrance; turning back she saw an eager Snow and Fang. She hung her head and sighed. "I'm going to regret this."
All was quiet and dark when she stepped in. she looked around for a light to turn on, or anything she could use for light but found nothing. All that could be seen was the light from behind her and her shadow, growing smaller as she stepped in further. This is a bad idea. Just as she was done thinking those thoughts, she could hear snickering in the background.
"Good bye Lightning." Fang sang.
"Good bye!" Snow joined in.
Lightning couldn't understand what was happening but she knew it wasn't good. She quickly started to run out of the cave but a door closed right before she got out. Lightning started to pound on the door angrily. "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" she thought she heard a sound and turned around. Unfortunately for her she couldn't see anything in the dark. Then from out of nowhere she was hit in the head and tumbled to the ground unconscious.
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Lightning saw a bright light, which was starting to wake her up. Her eyes were still closed and yet what ever made that light was bright for her eyes. She slowly opened them as she came to and sat up from lying on the ground outside her house. She held her head from where she was hit. "Those guys are going to pay."
She went to stand up but found it hard. When she looked down she finally realized why…
"WHO PUT ME IN A PANDA SUIT? IM GOING TO KILL YOU SNOW! YOU TOO FANG!"
So how did you like it? I think it might have sounded better in my head, but picturing Lightning as Charlie and Snow and Fang doing all those things is pretty funny. Do you think I should do the other videos as well of Charlie? Tell me what you think!