Heh, Christmas boredom...
Bobby Got Run Over…
Bobby got run over by Wolverine,
Fleeing through the halls on Christmas Eve,
You could say he really had it coming,
And you'd find the rest of us agree.
He'd been drinking to much soda,
And we told him not to go,
But he was stupid to begin with,
And with that much sugar he'd have snow-balled Rogue.
When we found him seconds later,
At the scene of the attack,
There were bruises on his buttocks,
That we could see through all the claws marks in his pants.
Bobby got run over by Wolverine…
Now we're all so proud of Raymond,
He's taking it like a pro,
See him in there by the bedside,
Asking if he can have Bobby's Nintendo.
It's not Christmas without Bobby,
No rude ice-sculptures outside,
And we can't just help but wonder,
What he did to make Wolverine tan his hide.
Bobby got run over by Wolverine…
Now the goose is on the table,
And the stuffing Kurt ate raw,
Bobby's stuck down in the med-bay,
Drinking pureed Kitty-muffins through a straw.
We've warned all the other students,
Not to go near Wolverine,
Christmas ain't his favourite season,
And his next attack might not be quite as clean.
Bobby got run over by Wolverine,
Fleeing through the halls on Christmas Eve,
You can say he really had it coming,
And you'd find the rest of us agree.