One fine summer day in Rocket Power world, yes, it's always summertime in Rocket Power world, Otto was ranting about his bad report card.

Otto: "Dude, this is so not cool! I got a –100 in everything except P.E!"

[words "BUST" appear on screen]

Reggie: "Oh no, Raymundo is never going to let you play in the roller hockey playoffs!"

Twister: "No, we can't play without you, bro!"

Otto: "Fuck him! I'm just going to lie about it!"

Sam: "I don't think you should lie about it, he has to sign your report card."

Otto: "Whatever Squid! Why do I listen to you?"

Sam: "You don't listen to me!"

[words "WHATEVER" appear on screen]

All: "HAHAHAHA!"

Later at Mad Town

Otto: "Dude! I'm getting such big air!"

Reggie: "You show off way too much!"

Twister: "Yeah Dude! Later!"

Sam: "Yeah, much later!"

At the Shore Shack

Twister: "I mean, Otto shows off too much."

Reggie: "Yeah, but we need him to play in the roller hockey playoffs!"

Sam: "I'm going to go surfing, let's go guys!"

At the beach

Sam: "Yeah! I'm SURFING! I'M SURFING! WOO!"

[Suddenly a giant squid comes up out of the ocean]

Sam: HOLY SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! GAHH!!! AHH!!

Twister: "Dude, where's the Squid?"

Otto: "I don't know, and I don't care, girls just wanna have fun!"

Reggie: "Hey guys! Something horrible happened! JUST HORRIBLE!"

Twister: "That's sick! What happened?"

Reggie: "Sam just got eaten alive by a giant squid!"

Otto: "Dude, That's sick! The Squid got eaten by a squid!"

Reggie: "Ha ha ha! That's true!"

At the roller hockey playoffs

Twister: "Dude, pass it here!"

Reggie: "Twist, watch out! The hockey puck is going to hit you in the crotch and kill you!"

Twister: "AHHHHH! The puck went through my crotch and put a hole in me!"

Otto: "It's not my problem!"

Reggie: "Twister, can you last the rest of the game?"

Twister: "Sure, but I think I might die from serious bleeding immediately after the game is over."

Otto: "All right! C'mon bro! Let's play!"

[They lose the game]

Twister: "GAH! I think I'm dy… dy… I think I'm…."

Otto and Reggie: "What? What do you think!?"

Twister: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DYING HERE!?"

Otto: "Uh, no, I can't!"

Twister: "Oh, no, I'm, I'm, I'm DEAD! …."

Reggie: "This is all your fault Otto!"

Otto: "No it's not! I never do anything wrong! NEVER!"

Reggie: "Whatever, Rocketboy! I'm going to KILL YOU!"

Otto: "No you won't!"

Later…

[Reggie gets knives from the kitchen and turns the power off]

Otto: "Rocketgirl, is that you?"

Reggie: "Hello, happyboy."

Otto: "No Reggie NO! Don't do it! NOOO!"

Reggie: "This is what you get from killing Twister!"

Otto: "AHHHHHH! GAH! NO! argh….."

Reggie: "Finally! GWAHAHAHA! OTTO IS FINALLY DEAD!"

Raymundo: "I just found Otto's report card! Reggie! Did you know about this!?"

Reggie: "Yes, I did."

Raymundo: "YOU KIDS NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING!"

[Raymundo kills Reggie]

And the whole world rejoiced, the Rocket Power kids obsessed with sports were finally dead!

CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE, C'MON AND CELEBRATE!

THE END!

Moral of the story: Don't lie to your dad and be obsessed with sports and you won't get murdered!

*Didn't you just love it? Ha! Ha! Yes! They're dead!