I present…Fairy Tail: THE MUSICAL! Gotta love the Spanish Community and Gabriel Iglesias! This was written with the tune from the Rio movie "Real in Rio" so I disclaim everything. Hope you like and please don't shoot me! Please listen to the song for each line of italics, you'll laugh I swear!
Real in FT
Theater was filled to the brim when it was announced that the Fairy Tail Guild would be participating in another performance. The show was called "Real in FT", written by Labiana with aid from Lyra. Levy was standing on the side of the stage behind the curtain, looking out to the crowd along with Wendy and Romeo.
Looking at the other two, Levy smiled a wobbly smile, "You guys ready?" They nodded and stepped back behind the curtain as the first notes of the opening song began to play. The lights dimmed, voices hushed and the band began to tackle the drums as they reached an upbeat crescendo.
All mages in Fiore
Singing the first line, half of the guild began to walk out from the left side of the stage being led by Erza, singing with their right arms stretched out to the audience.
Possess magic on all scales
From the opposite side at the same time, the rest of the guild led by Gray came walking in, mirroring the arms of their group across from them. Levy smiled as she held the note with all her might.
We are the best at chaos and glory
Natsu walked onto stage a few feet further in front of the first group, igniting his first with flames at the word 'chaos' and grinning wide. Lucy, meeting him in the middle of the stage from the left side, twirled her keys around one finger at the word 'glory'.
That's why we love Fairy Tail
They all raised their hands then stretched them, palms up towards the audience as they stretched out the notes for 'Tail'. Levy shook but fought not to let her shaking wobble her voice too much. Erza was doing better since rehearsals. Only her arms were shaking instead of her legs.
We are people just like you
Mirajane stepped forward, folding her hands over her heart with a sweet smile. Everyone in the audience gushed in adoration. She sang the next line, pulling a dramatic sad face.
With pasts full of pain and heart
But if you hurt our friends or our allies
Gray stepped forward, falling into his Ice Make Stance with a playful smirk.
We'll make you finish what you start
Erza quickly requipped into her Knight Armor, summoned her swords and pointed them all at the audience. The rest of the guild members began casting their magic safely above the crowd, grinning wide and eager.
Our girls are pretty and curvy
Smiling Cana traced her hands down her sides to her thighs with a wink. Bisca flicked her hair and Mira twirled on the spot.
The master is a father to all (mind the hands!)
Aforementioned Master waved from the audience in the lap of some girl, a perverted look on his face as he gleefully reached for her chest. He was smacked across the seating area.
Join in the party, show us your magic
We'll show the power of our guild
Our guild is one big family
You won't see us coming,
Until your town is just debris!
All as one, the whole guild of mages bowed as the music died away to large amounts of applause. Splitting into their groups, they left to regroup behind stage.
Lucy high fived Levy and Wendy, bouncing with excitement. "We made it without destroying anything!"
Erza smirked while folding her arms over her chest, "The boys held back. I don't think my threat to slice them up into tiny pieces had anything to do with-"
CRASH!
Looking over to their right, the girls gazed wide eyed as they see Natsu running from a small group of burned people.
"I think he singed someone…."
Lucy wanted to cry, "The money!"
End. Funny right? =D