A/N;

The long (well, not really long) awaited release of...

Total takes over!

YAY!

I'm excited for this. Be sure to leave ideas in a review :)

Iggy: Give me a gobstopper!

Rain: No! My gobstoppers!

Iggy: You still manage to talk when eating them... it's very unfortunate.

Rain: It's not all that hard.

Iggy: Give me one!

Rain: Ugh... –hands gobstopper-

Iggy: Yum!

Rain: Iggy?

Iggy: -eating gobstopper- Rain owns nothing. Still. She does own this packet of gobstoppers though... she bought it.

Total glanced around, his furry head whipping back and forth. Fang was an idiot... leaving his laptop out in the open like that. His blog was even sitting on the screen, just waiting for someone to simply walk over and send their words to the world... Total padded towards the laptop. This was his chance...

The sound of footsteps sounded through the room and Total scurried away with a nearly inaudible yelp.

"Total...?" Iggy's voice. Total breathed a sigh of relief. Thank god that kid was blind.

"Hey Iggy." Total said, getting up on the sofa and lying down. "What's up?"

"What are you up to?" Iggy asked, his voice suspicious.

"Nothing. Why would you suspect me of anything?" Total answered, trying to sound as innocent as possible. Iggy shrugged, and continued walking towards the kitchen. It was a wonder those bird kids didn't weigh 1000 pounds by now. Total waited, rather impatiently, for Iggy to get his food and get the hell away from him and the laptop. He eyed it uneasily. Should he..? Shouldn't he..?

Well, duh! World-wide fame! A talking, typing dog! With wings! Iggy eventually left, and Total sprinted to the laptop as fast as his little legs would carry him. He leapt up onto the chair and felt his doggy lips pull back into a smirk as he hit 'New blog post'. It was a little hard, but eventually Total worked out how he could type with his paws...

Hello! You are reading Fang's blog!

Today's date: 15/7/09

Visitor Number: Thingy broke AGAIN.

Hello! It's Total here. I don't know if Fang's mentioned me before, but I happen to be a dog. How can I write this, you might ask? Well, I'm not exactly a normal dog. I can talk, and a few months ago I sprouted wings, like the flock. It's much more dignified now that I don't have to ride in their arms, let me tell you. But, uh, if we ever run into a group of Flyboys... well... I'm not really much of a fighter... anyway,

So, Fang's left his laptop out in the open, and his blog was just waiting for me to come and add to it... Actually, I think this might be a fantastic opportunity to get back at Fang for the dog food incident... I'm taking over.

You all know Max and Fang are a definite item, right? Well, if you're a new-comer, they are in l-o-v-e love, at least according to Nudge and Angel. I think that's why Fang actually left his laptop out. Max wanted to go flying, or something.

Being a tiny dog does have it upsides, I must admit. And that brings me to my next point- I saw Max and Fang having a certain conversation... and I think that I might just post it up here.

Fang: Hey Max...

Max: Mhm?

Fang: You like me, right?

Max: Yeah... sure.

Fang: You like me a lot?

Max: Yeah... where are you going with this?

Fang: I just like hearing it...

(Max rolled her eyes after he said that, by the way)

Max: Okay then. I like you a lot. Do you like me a lot?

Fang: Nope.

Max: What?

Fang: I like you more than a lot.

(Max looked very relieved)

Max: Oh... okay then.

Fang: -kisses-

Yep. That's what happens. Straight from the horse's mouse. Or the dog's mouth, rather... 100% TRUE. So, Fang loves Max, Max is kind of scared of Fang's love but loves him back, and Total the talking, flying dog saw it all.

You know, this blog stuff is fun. Although- Oh crap! Here comes Fang!

Have to go hide! Angel will protect me...

-Total, running and avoiding Fang.

Total posted the blog and left the laptop how he had found it, running away towards Angel's room. Angel and Nudge were in there playing some card game, he'd passed by them a while earlier. He leapt into Angel's waiting arms and tried to look nonchalant.

"What have you been-" Angel asked, but then stopped as she read his thoughts. "Oh." She giggled, and Nudge gave her a questioning look.

"What happened? Hey Total, you look kinda outta breath. You should probably run more often then, although flying is good enough exercise I guess. Hey, we should get Dr. M to check if you have air-sacs, like us! I mean, you can fly now, and-"

"Your turn." Angel said, smoothly cutting her off. Total ignored them for a while, his eyes glued to the corridor. He was so in for it when Fang found out.

Later

Fang took the laptop to his room and opened up his blog. There were 500 more comments than there were that morning... he opened up his latest blog posts, and his eyes widened as he read the top one. Total took over his blog? Fang's already dark eyes darkened even more, and he snapped the laptop shut angrily.

"TOTAL!" he yelled, stomping out of his, Iggy's and Gazzy's room. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!?" The sound of Total's terrified yelp reached his ears, and Fang began running for Angel's room.

Total was so in for it.

Max glanced up as Fang ran past the living room, yelling for Total to stop hiding. She sighed. What had the little mutt done this time?

"Hey, Fang! Slow it down for a sec." Max called, getting up and following him. Fang's face was red as he turned around to face her, and Max had to bite back a laugh. "What did Total do?"

"Hacked my blog." Fang growled. Max made a mental note to read it later.

"Okay... well, don't kill him. Angel would probably hate you for life." Max warned. Fang nodded before charging off again. She shook her head and went back to the TV. Some things she just had to shrug off. If Fang wanted to rough the little squirt up a little, who was she to stop him?

'Sides, it might teach the mutant dog a lesson...

A/N;

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~Rain!