I don't own Doctor Who or Welcome To Nightvale. All credit goes to their creators. I did infact make up one of the characters in this story. Her name is Caroline, The doctor's latest companion...you'll learn about her as you read. I hope you like this and please review! It really helps! This was a collab with JadedHarlings, follow her on tumblr :D

There once was a small town in the middle of nowhere. This small town was happy, yet quite strange. It was filled with extraordinary things and extraordinary people. This towns existence was only known to its residents. I would even go as far as to say this town did not exist. What is this town you may ask? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't ever heard of it, but regardless of whoever you may be, I welcome you to Night Vale. What everyone didn't know was that this small little town was about get a new visitor. Well… visitors. And they're coming in a big blue box...

Caroline

"Why did you do that?"

"I felt like it."

"That is not a valid reason."

"Yes it is."

"But you're a blonde now!"

"The problem here is?"

"Ugh."

"My hair, I can bleach it if I want too."

"You cant"

"Why not?"

"You look too much like Rose."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I can't have my companions looking alike."

"Why?"

"Uhh… I'll get you all confused."

"Are you kidding me?! I don't even look like Rose! My hair is just blonde!"

"Are those your old glasses?"

"Yes, why?"

"Why are you wearing them?"

"I feel like it."

"Okay fine. Well, alright. Where do you wanna go today?" I hadn't really thought about that yet today. Where do I want to go?

"Hmm… surprise me." He gave me one of his smiles and ran to the controls, jumping around pushing buttons and pulling levers. The TARDIS started making that noise. It groaned and then after a few minutes it's silent.

"Hmmm." The Doctor said.

"What?"

"I've, never ever been here"

"What else is new?" He smiled like a 2 year old on Christmas. "Where are we?" I question.

"According to the TARDIS we're in the middle of nowhere, America."

"America?"

"Yes, you ready to hang out in this dump?" He said switching to an American accent.

"Duh!"

"Hmm, your accent need a bit of work."

"I wasn't trying, you doofus." I said, giggling.

"Then how?"

"My grandma is from Texas! Sure you can take an old woman out of Texas but you can't take the Texas out of her. You pick up a few things."

I ran outside.

"Woah" I breathed. It was like we entered a different galaxy. "Are you sure this is America?" I question.

"Yes, its the middle of nowhere though, you can't be expecting New York now can you?"

"I guess… I kind of was."

"Well, I like this place. It looks fun"

"If by fun you mean creepy" I take a look around and what I see makes me scream.

"WHAT WHAT?" The Doctor asked.

"O-over there" I said pointing toward the… the thing.

"Creepy" He muttered. The thing was a hooded uh can I even call it human? Lets go with figure. It was a hooded figure. Ew. I started walking.

"Where are you going?" The Doctor asked.

"Anywhere is better than just standing here" He came after me. Soon we saw signs of actual civilization. Well I'm not sure if its actual a real human civilization. The sign we saw was Do not under any circumstances feed the unicorns. What kind of people live here? We walked on for what seemed like ages. We finally got to a road. I thought things might finally be looking normal but I was proven wrong. The next sign of civilization was a billboard. It was completely blue and it read I am concerned about the blueberries. Excuse me what? I looked around trying to find an explanation. I got nothing. Just that sentence. What?

"Doctor, What have you done?"

"Hmmm?"

"This place… this place isn't normal"

"It seems normal"

"DOCTOR"

'What?"

"HAVE YOU FINALLY GONE MAD?"

"Ohh... I went mad a long time ago Caroline May" I huffed and ran ahead of him. I am concerned about the blueberries. WHAT KIND OF TOWN DOES THIS? I MEAN WHO IN TH- My thoughts were cut short by another sign. This sign wasn't as strange. Welcome to Night Vale. Night Vale. That's not creepy. The Doctor catches up to me.

"Night Vale, huh?"

"Yup."

"Cool!"

"Weird."

"Allons-y"

"Allons-No"

"What?"

"Can't we go back?" He just walked straight into town. For the first time I noticed how hot it was here. Gosh. I saw houses as I walked. And more strange signs. Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error… again

"YOU SEE DOCTOR! YOU CAN'T CANCEL A WEDNESDAY! WH-"

"I never liked Wednesdays."

"Doctor..." I pleaded. He ignored me completely fascinated by everything. I heard something.

Wait what? Music. Music! Yes. Something normal. I ran toward the sound.

"Caroline where are you going?" he said. But I was already too far to hear him. When I found the source of the music I was slightly disappointed. It was just a radio.

"Remember Night Vale, even though Hiram McDaniels is a five headed dragon and in prison for insurance fraud, vote Hiram McDaniels for mayor." Five headed dragon? What? Wait. If there was a radio station…. there must be some place the broadcast from! The Doctor finally caught up to me.

"Oh look! Another artifact!"

"Its a radio."

"I wonder what it could be!"

"Its a radio"

"Hmm a strange sound seems to be emanating from it."

"It. Is. A. Radio."

"Let me sonic it"

"Its a radio."

"The voice seems to be a male's"

"DOCTOR"

"WHAT?"

"IT IS A-"

"A shoe"

"No! Its a-"

"Grim transforming monster"

"What? No!"

"A golden retriever"

"Does this look like a dog?"

"No its a-"

"RADIO. ITS A RADIO"

"I know, its a radio!"

"Look who finally caught on" I mumbled.

"Hmmm...maybe we should go check out whatever station this is coming from."

"Oh look, another one of my ideas being stolen"

"Are you doing it again?"

"Doing what?"

"Calling my brilliant plan yours?"

"THEY ARE MY PLANS"

"Caroline, get over it. I am the smart one"

"MY IDEA"

"Yeah, sure" He soniced the radio. "The sound is coming from that way. Lets go!" He started running to wherever the signal took him. Why were we always running? Why couldn't we just do a jog? Or maybe just walk? But noooo we had to run. While we were running for no real reason, I was suddenly pushed to the ground. I felt a quick jolt of pain in the back of my head, and everything was fuzzy.