Starfire's Humorous Origins

This is my humorous story of starfire's origins. Don't judge, here we go! First there was a alien named Starfire,she was a tamaran a different kind of alien who fired star bolts out her eyes and hands. She went to earth and the Teen Titans became her new 're was Raven a emo child born and raised in Belair with her mother and father. Then they're was Robin his parents were killed in a trapeze act by some wanna be with no heart. He was raised by Batman a stuckup rich guy with no wife so he became a loner, but Robin changed that he made a bigger stuckup rich guy. Then there's Cyborg his mom died in a lab accident,but he lost a couple of body parts no biggie. After that's BB, he's just your average green- haired, green skinned there's Starfire a alien who was raised to be a Keri Hilson wanna be. And that's it bye bye!