Disclaimer: I do NOT own RK or the RK cast. No matter how much I wish I did.

Authors Note: Um.. this may seem like a crappy fic, but I've only seen the RK eps. That are on Cartoon Network v.v, but I've read a bit more off of websites.

Lyra: it's still sad

:: SHUTUP! THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR FIC!::

Lyra: *growls*

:: It's Anzyll's!::

Anzyll: *smiles*

Lyra: . well at least Lydia isn't screwing up this one. Oh yuko (if you read this) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

::*hits Lyra on the head* shuddap brat::

Lyra: *growls* Oh! Oki everyone that hasn't been there already, go2 go- gaia.com, register, and say that elfchildoflight0@netscape.net referred you! Oki thanx bai!

::oki um well ::TEXT:: = author's note, 'Text' = thoughts, "text" = Speech, and *text* = current actions, *text = key note/word (look at the bottom for information)::

Summery: Surprise! The RK crew is now the RK cast (meaning they are now actors in the popular new TV series Rurouni Kenshin). With a crazed fan- girl on the set, and a drill sergeant director, what will happen to these poor characters? Just read to find out.

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Prologue ----------------------------------------------------

"And ACTION!" yelled the director. "But Mr. Himura..." Soujiro began, "CUT!" only to be interrupted by the director, for the eleventy-seventh time that day.

"Put some feeling into it PRIIIIIIVATE!"

"But *Mr. Shoeppner, my character has no feelings. HE'S F...[censored] EMOTIONLESS!"

"How dare you! Drop and Gimme 20, PRIIIIIIIVATE!" hollered the director.

In fear off getting kicked off the set, Soujiro complied to the director's orders, while everyone else on the set, fell over in fits of laughter. Meanwhile a small girl, about 15-or so walked up to the director "The Foods here Da.I mean Mr. Shoeppner" she said in a small voice. She looked up at him as he glared at Soujiro, who had gone from doing push-ups to break dancing, or trying to at least, causing the crew to laugh even harder.

"Understood. You may go now Anzyll."

"Yessir" She replied as she saluted him and walked off, back into the shadows of the studio.

"As much as I hate to say this, considering we got no good filming done today, CHOW-TIME!" Shoeppner hollered.

Shishio walked up behind Soujiro and slaped him on the back "you had me in stitches boi!"

"Don't you mean wraps, Mr. Shishio sir?" Soujiro commented as he looked up at Shishio, causing everyone within hearing range, to burst into laughter yet again.

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::Yeah it sucked I know. But it's my 1st time! Lemme alone. .::

Mr. Shoeppner - Pronounced Shep-ner (also known as: Mr. Shitner), he's my biology teacher, he said I could use his name.

All right I just wanna see what ppl think, if you don't like it, I'll take it down. If you do, then I'll continue it.

~jaiden, dai, w/e