Crazy Town
Ch1 Mad Male Yugi
One day in Domino city there was a school and in that school there was a desk and a chair and in that desk and chair sat a boy and his name was Yugi Motou and inside Yugi there was his lunch and his brain there was absolutely nothing except a lot of mental behaviour. His maths teacher (Mr Nazi who was a German and supported Hitler even though he was dead) was teaching the class algebra. "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah then you add nine to the X then you square the three and that equals what, Mr Motou?"
Yugi stood up to answer the tricky question and shouted "X EQUALS POTATOES!"
Then Mr Nazi said "Come here Yugi, go to the councillor and tell him about how x equals potatoes."
Then Yugi replied "Yes Mr Sexy Man."
So Yugi stood up and skipped out the door unaware of the seductive grin that was working it's way onto Mr Nazi's face. Then without warning Mr Nazi ran out the door chasing Yugi shouting "Hubba, Hubba baby I want you Yugi!"
So Yugi started running faster than he had ever run in his life away from Mr Nazi and to the councillor's office. When he reached the door he knocked on it and said, "Rap-a-Rap, Rap, it is time to nap" So Yugi fell on the floor and went to sleep, snoring peacefully. But when the councillor opened the door he hit Yugi on the head and he woke up crying like a baby before standing up and blowing his nose on the Councillor's sleeve. He walked inside and then he started telling the councillor all about how x equals potatoes and about how yummy potatoes are. The councillor put his finger to his chin for a few seconds, trying to decide what to do with the mental kid standing in front of him. In the end he stamped a stamp with 'insane' printed on it. He also told Yugi he was crazy and Yugi ran out the school towards the mental hospital as fast as his little ballerina shoes could take him, not noticing that his white panties were slowly turning brown.