AN: So I've been feeling in the mood for lil drabbels and oneshots, with the Avengers and Loki. Nothing will be related to one or the other besides the general universe, Loki is 'good' and lives as a human man here, only the Avengers know he's a god. This takes place a few years after Battle of New York. Loki is married to Anna and has a daughter 2 month old Ashlynn. Tony Stark is married to Bhear and has twins Pax and GracyLynn. I DO NOT OWN AVENGERS, I DO NOT MAKE ANY PROFIT OFF OF THIS! I will take all kinds of prompts for this with any couple besides the two mentioned already. I hope everyone enjoys these little things that come from my brain.
Loki would admit that he hated Earth standards for things. Things on Asguard were so much easier when it came to dealing with newborns. There were healers, helpers, hell his own mother! here on Earth though, once you left the 'hospital' you were pretty much on your own with the words of advice from the doctors and nurses ringing in your head.
'Sleep when you can and don't drop the baby, you'll do fine.'
Loki thought he should gut them all, period. Since the battle of New York, and spending some time in prison, Loki managed to 'settle' into his own skin and with his beloved Anna, he managed to come back to Earth to live with the other Avengers while Thor stayed in Asguard to rule with their father. Loki was living here under the guise as a 'professer' and now a father. Which circled him back to his problem.
Ashlynn was in her carrier, looking at her father with a look that screamed 'pick one I'm two minuets away from a earth shattering tantrum' and Loki was... lost. He was looking a baby formula's that were supposed to supplement between breast milk when Anna refused to move from the bed and kicked Loki out of bed to fed the baby.
"This is evil.."
A whimper had Loki's eyes widening slightly. Damn it! why had Anna wandered off with Bhear? couldn't she see that him being left alone with this task was NOT going to work?!
It seemed like no, she couldn't see that because when his wife rounded the corner, Ashlynn was screaming Loki was holding her, bouncing her and patting her getting snot and drool all over his green sweater, and was balancing two different formula's in his hands and looked like he was about to destroy the entire Walmart that they were in. Anna just grinned a cat like grin as she eyed her little family, at least it was better than when she was in labor.
"So did you find the right formula supplement?"
She did not laugh when both formulas were tossed at her with a snarl of 'FUCKING EARTH FORMULA'S' and if she did find some small pleasure in Loki being overwhelmed in something? well that was her own little secret that know one needed to know about.