Hello.....if someone wants to laugh there heads off I would recommend they
read Riddle of the Amulet...I tried to make it as funny as possible, but I
didn't place it in Humor or Parody (when I first posted it since I wanted
to make it sound real), well I wanted to see if people would actually like
it since stories like this one are the typical Fanfiction type (and people
love them).. but now I have quite a few reviews so I'll put it were it
really belongs!!!
Disclaimer: Remember I don't own anything except the plot!
Summary: Sixth year begins rather smoothly, much to Harry's surprise. But what is this?! A missing student, the houses uniting.....and Draco Malfoy helping the light side!!???!! This year promises to hold Action Adventure Mystery and Suspense....and perhaps a bit of Romance????
Chapter One: Birthday Surprises
It was a hot summer evening and a teenage boy with untidy black hair and bright emerald green eyes was at the park leaning against the slide watching the beautiful sunset.
He was wearing khaki colored pants and a black muscle tank. For once he was wearing clothes that actually fit him (since he had grown quiet tall and burly Dudley's clothes didn't "fit" anymore).
And right now he was doing his favorite hobby, "brooding". That's all he ever did these days, ever since Si-. no it hurt too much he couldn't even think about it. "Well" Harry said to himself sighing "I should better go home and get some homework done maybe that would take my mind of things..
"I got chills" Harry sang tap dancing to the beat.
"They're multiplying" He whirled and did a flip.
"I better get home" sprinting swiftly and skidding to a halt at the front door.
"Before the Dursley's start crying" slamming the door shut with a high kick.
After some hours of studying ( his Aunt and Uncle let him do whatever he wanted this summer it was probably because of Moody and the others) Harry glanced at the clock he was getting really sleepy..WOW it was 12:00 am he had already turned 16 without realizing it.
He heard a knock at the window. "Who could it be" Harry thought as he opened the window and he looked out to see who it was when something zoomed past his ear. Harry with his quick quidditch reflexes grabbed his wand from his bedside table and turned around to point it at a gorgeous redhead.
"Wh-who are you?" stammered a shocked and surprised Harry Potter and this was something big since Harry Potter never lost his cool, could it be Ginny no maybe I'm going insane he thought.
"Forgotten us already Harry??" asked the girl.
"G-Gi- Gin is that you?" asked Harry.
"The one and only." she replied.
"What are you doing here?" asked Harry getting himself back in control but still mesmerized by her beauty.
"Well we thought u would like a surprise."
"What do u mean by "we" aren't you the only one he-." as soon as he said that a lot of brooms went whizzing past him.
Disclaimer: Remember I don't own anything except the plot!
Summary: Sixth year begins rather smoothly, much to Harry's surprise. But what is this?! A missing student, the houses uniting.....and Draco Malfoy helping the light side!!???!! This year promises to hold Action Adventure Mystery and Suspense....and perhaps a bit of Romance????
Chapter One: Birthday Surprises
It was a hot summer evening and a teenage boy with untidy black hair and bright emerald green eyes was at the park leaning against the slide watching the beautiful sunset.
He was wearing khaki colored pants and a black muscle tank. For once he was wearing clothes that actually fit him (since he had grown quiet tall and burly Dudley's clothes didn't "fit" anymore).
And right now he was doing his favorite hobby, "brooding". That's all he ever did these days, ever since Si-. no it hurt too much he couldn't even think about it. "Well" Harry said to himself sighing "I should better go home and get some homework done maybe that would take my mind of things..
"I got chills" Harry sang tap dancing to the beat.
"They're multiplying" He whirled and did a flip.
"I better get home" sprinting swiftly and skidding to a halt at the front door.
"Before the Dursley's start crying" slamming the door shut with a high kick.
After some hours of studying ( his Aunt and Uncle let him do whatever he wanted this summer it was probably because of Moody and the others) Harry glanced at the clock he was getting really sleepy..WOW it was 12:00 am he had already turned 16 without realizing it.
He heard a knock at the window. "Who could it be" Harry thought as he opened the window and he looked out to see who it was when something zoomed past his ear. Harry with his quick quidditch reflexes grabbed his wand from his bedside table and turned around to point it at a gorgeous redhead.
"Wh-who are you?" stammered a shocked and surprised Harry Potter and this was something big since Harry Potter never lost his cool, could it be Ginny no maybe I'm going insane he thought.
"Forgotten us already Harry??" asked the girl.
"G-Gi- Gin is that you?" asked Harry.
"The one and only." she replied.
"What are you doing here?" asked Harry getting himself back in control but still mesmerized by her beauty.
"Well we thought u would like a surprise."
"What do u mean by "we" aren't you the only one he-." as soon as he said that a lot of brooms went whizzing past him.