Disclaimer: I don't own YGO.

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Anzu glared at Bakura.

Bakura glared back.

"This is your fault." said Anzu as she speeded up her face.

"Me? Maybe if you had watched the road instead of giving friendship speeches we wouldn't be in this mess."

"I wouldn't have been giving speeches if you hadn't been throwing daggers at all the rabbits we passed."

"They were mocking me with their infernal twitching!"

"...That's low."

"Want me to rhow a dagger at you?"

Anzu shut up. But that didn't mean she had stopped blaming him. On the contrary, he was threatening her to keep her quiet. She knew it.

She sighed. It was supposed to be a peaceful ride to the Kaiba Land. Mokuba had been asking Kaiba for it for ages, and when Kaiba had finally gotten the time to get him one, Yugi and the gang had gotten the first invites.

Not that Kaiba approved.

They had all tooken partners.

Rebecca and Yugi.

Honda and Jounouchi.

Yami and Mr.Motou.

Ryou was sick so that meant Anzu had to go with Bakura.

She scowled. She had wanted a car to herself. But seeing as they were all two seaters. (Yami had messed up the orders, It was supposed to be one minibus but once told that the two seaters were more expensive and in style, Yami took them instead. Meaning he and Yugi would lose allowance and be working in the shop on weekends.)

But unfortunately after killing three rabbits with daggers, Bakura had forced Anzu to stop looking at the map and give long speeches on the innocence of animals and why Bakura shou;d never hurt anything that hadn't deserved it.

In which case Bakura had argued with her, saying that rabbits ate poor innocent grass.

Ofcourse, he didn't care. He was argueing for the sake of argueing.

And everyone knows that you can't talk and read at the same time.

Bakura pushed aside some branches. "Are you sure we're going the right way?"

"Well according to the map. Yes."

"Bitch."

"Asshole."

"Slut."

"Mothfucker."

"Whore."

"Bastard."

"Fuck you."

It went on like this for awhile.

"When're we going to get out of this Ra foresaken forest?"

Grooooooooooowl.

"Mazaki, what was that?" Bakura eyed around and pulled out a knife. Expecting something to attack them. Of course, he'd only kill it once it ate Mazaki.

Anzu grabbed Bakura's arm, to his irritation. "I think it might be a bear." she whispered.

There it was again. That low menancing grumble.

"Bakura... that's your stomach."

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Bakura held the dead squirrel over the fire. He didn't want to eat it, it looked ghastly. And if you think he rubbed two sticks together to make the fire, you're wrong. Anzu had brought matches. "I didn't know you smoked Mazaki."

"I don't" she said for the hundreth time. "Just because I brought tobacco and matches you immidiately think I'm a smoker."

"Well even if you are, you have good taste." he said, holding up the box of cigarette. "Cat and M.L. hard to find."

"I still can't believe two fifteen year old girls make cigarette's. Is it even legal?"

"Who gives a rats ass?"

"I wonder if their parents know."

"Well, they've printed their names on the bloody box." he said, taking a bite of the squirrels head and resisting the urge to throw up, he held the squirrel up to Anzu. He needed to keep her alive so she could read the map and get them out of here. Then she would die. "Muwahahahahahaha!" he laughed evilly.

(o.o;;)

Anzu edged away slowly. "I think I'll stick to the apples I found."

"..."

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"I can't believe we found a mansion in the middle of nowhere. It isn't even listen on the map."

"Mazaki, accoprding to the map, didn't we pass that forest five hours ago?"

Silence.

"OMFG! BAKURA! WHY'D YOU POINT THIS OUT NOW?"

"YOU'RE THE ONE READING THE DAMN FUCKING THING!"

"EXCUSES, EXCUSES! THAT'S ALL YOUR GOOD FOR!"

"FUCK YOU MAZAKI!"

"FUCK YOU BAKURA!"

"Not on the Masters Porch."

"AAARRRRGGGHHH!" Anzu and Bakura screamed, jumping ten feet back, arms around each other staring at the dark haired young man in front of them.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Bakura, letting go of Anzu.

"Ooof!" she fell to the ground.

The man shrugged. "The name is Taiko and you can't have sex in my masters front yard."

Anzu's face flushed. "We didn't mean-"

"Yes, yes, quite. Now, do you two have a place to stay? It's getting dark."

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"I hope we aren't bothering you by staying." said Anzu as Taiko showed her and Bakura to a room.

"No, not at all. My master will be pleased to have guests. Especially two beautiful young woman." with that he left.

Five seconds later:

"OMFG!" Anzu laughed and grabbed her stonach. "Oh God Bakura! Taiko thought you were a- a GIRL!"

Bakura's right eye twitched.

"This is a nice place-" Anzu was cut off with a long 'Ahooooooooo'

Her eyes widened.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, baaaaaang.

Bakura's eyebrows knotted together. 'What the..?'

Suddenly there was a large flash and the newly furnished room was suddenly broken down and filled in cob webs.

"W-what just happened?" asked Anzu, shivering.

"I don't like this-"

There was a scream.

Anzu grabbed Bakura's arm again and to his annoyance... he found he wasn't annoyed. Which was annoying him.

"B-Bakura... the windows are locked..."

"Taiko bastard!" shouted Bakura. "Wherver the fuck you are, get your fucking ass in here!"

Anzu pulled closer to him when there was a small 'Creak'.

"Come on," Bakura pulled away from her and pushed open the door. He hadn't pushed very hard, actually, it was quite gentle. But the door fell down. He frowned. "Something's wrong..."

"You fiquired that out just now?" yelled Anzu.

"Shut up." he gripped her wrist.

"You shut up! You've been bossing me around since we got here!" Anzu stomped her foot.

Resulting to the floor under them giving way. (1)

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1) You know something funny? I wanted to type 'And they died' there... (O.o)

Cat: Oooh, well, that was totally random. I just felt like starting a new story for some weird reason. Anyways, it's real boring right now. The humor and perverted junk will definitely start in the next chapter. So review for me pplz!

P.S: I accept flames. I will roast squirrels on them! Buwahahaha! (0.o)