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On with the story, and warning for fluffy Izaya crushing (read stalking) Mikado!
Izaya spends most of his time getting information from contacts. However, there were random times when he would chat with Tanaka Taro-san, Saika-san, Setton-san, and Bakurya-san in the chat room. Most of them knew the others identity, but chose to continue on as though they were strangers, enjoying being with the others.
Of course, it was the end of summer for Anri-chan and Ryugamine-kun. And for some reason, they were posting cryptic messages.
[Tanaka Taro-san: Did you finally learn how to do PM?]
Saika-san: Yes.
[Tanaka Taro-san: Good. Now, where are those pictures?]
Saika: Here Link
[Tanaka Taro-san: Thanks. I'll delete them.]
Kanra-san: KAWAAIIII! Anri-chan in a Yukata!
Setton-san: Saika, you weren't in PM mode.
Saika-san: No! Someone stop Kanra-san before…
Kanra-san: Haa? Masaomi-kun with x marks? Saki will like this picture.
Tanaka Taro-san: Whew. I deleted mine. Yours is next, Saika-san. I'll apologize to Bakyura-san when he signs on again.
Kanra-san: Aw, man. I wonder what Tanaka was wearing.
Kanra-san: That late already? I have something to do. Bye.
Setton-san: I have something to do too.
Saika-san: Bye.
Tanaka Taro-san: See you.
Standing up, Izaya made his way to the picture, grateful that he had clicked on all three pictures to print before viewing them. The top one was Masaomi-kun, and he set it aside to be forwarded to Saki later. The next one went in the trash. Such an innocent picture of Sonohara Anri-chan would be taken in so many wrong ways.
Trust him. He's an information broker.
Then he came to the first picture that he claimed to have 'missed'. It wasn't even the world's best shot. But the subject's face and his head were in clear view.
Izaya froze for a moment. Then he picked up the picture.
In it was Ryugamine Mikado, and he was wearing bunny ears. His shirt was obviously a different color and type, and his expression was smiling to someone off to the side, and that person was cropped out of the picture.
Izaya found himself laminating the picture and hiding it before he snapped out of his reverie.
He had someone to hurt for taking a picture of his Mikado.
~fin
A/N: Wow, this idea just blindsided me and wrote itself. Today's been insane, so I'll just stop there. Some feedback appreciated!
….but, seriously. Walking like that down the street, of course someone's going to take a picture. And knowing Izaya's job, he's going to find out. But even I don't know what he really would do after that. Any suggestions? Of course, credit goes to the one with the original idea.