Parody of the episode "If It Smells Like an Ed"
Scene #1
Lincoln, Lori and Leni are walking across the royal woods.
Lincoln: (to the viewers) Ah...it's the beautiful day at Royal Woods. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the trees and flowers are sprouting.
Leni: What do you want to do today Linky?
Lori: Yeah Lincoln, what do you want to do today?
Lincoln: I don't know, what do you guys wanna do today?
Lori: I know! Let's go see what guys are up to!
Lincoln and Leni: Great idea, Lori!
Leni: Why didn't I think of that?
Lori: Because I'm literally know everthing.
When they enter, they saw Liam handing out chocolate bars to everyone.
Lori: Chocolate Bars! Don't mind if I do.
She steals one from Liam.
Leni: Lincoln, look! Chocolate Bars!
They steal it from Liam too.
Ronnie Anne: It's about time you lame-o's showed up.
Lori: Is that a heart? That's so literally lovely and fascinating.
Leni: And red!
Lincoln: I think it's a lovely addition to our royal woods.
Lana: Hey everybody, let's sing.
Lola: Go ahead, Lana!
Everbody cheering
Scene #2
Lana:
When your feelings hurt
And it hurts you know
Everybody:
Friends are there to help you
When things are bad such as when we get mad and other stuff like that
And we figure out to solve problems and we still be friends
Friends are there to help you
If you feeling down
And you're depressed
Friends are there to help you
Lana: Second verse, same as the first!
Everybody:
When your feelings hurt
And it hurts you know
Friends are there to help you
When things are bad such as when we get mad and other stuff like that
And we figure out to solve problems and we still be friends
Friends are there to help you
If you feeling down
And you're depressed
Friends are there to help you
Scene #3
Lori: This song is literally fascinating.
Lana: Thanks, Lori. Isn't that precious?
Lori: It sure is.
Lori reaches into Lana's pants and hikes up Lana's undies, pulling them over her head in a wedgie.
Lana: I'm being wedgied again!
Everybody laughing at her, not with her, except Lola. Lana looks around the circle of mean faces and falls to the ground in tears.
Lola: (to Lincoln and elder sisters) That's it, blockheads! I'm telling Mom and Dad on you!
Leni: (looking sacred) We're totes dead.
Lori: Aw c'mon, guys. It was just a joke.
Bobby: Hey Guys, wasn't there a paintbrush here a second ago?
Lola: What? Somebody took it!
Lincoln is walking away
Lincoln: Have I ever mentioned you have impeccable timing, Lori?
Lola grabs Leni
Leni: Here we go...
Lola: You stole my paintbrush again, guys! Give it back!
Leni: What Paintbrush?
Lola trips over Lincoln's outstretched leg.
Lincoln: We didn't take your paintbrush, little brat.
Ronnie Anne: Well, things are literally picking up.
The other siblings, including Lincoln, gathering around
Luan: Of all the bad luck, huh Lincoln?
Lincoln: Abosolutely, Luan.
Bobby: What's that rag doing in your pocket, Lincoln?
Bobby is pointing at a stained rag sticking out of Lincoln's pocket.
Lincoln shocked and seeing the unsympathetic faces of the other people.
Lincoln: Oh c'mon, guys! Why do you have to blame us? We would never do that. It isn't my rag!
Lana: Guys, Look!
A hockey stick has been thrown straight through the heart.
Lola: Oh brother.
The others murmur, shocked. Ronnie Anne pulls the stick out and stares at Lori.
Ronnie Anne: Something literally reeks around here.
She plucks the hockey stick from the heart.
Lori: (noticing the others are staring at them) What, it wasn't our fault.
Ronnie Anne: What's your name doing on this stick? (Lori's name is written on the stick)
Lori: My name? Don't look at me!
Lincoln: We should protest. Your accusations are purely based on conjecture. Why we would never–
Ronnie Anne: Shut up, Lame-o!
Lola: Yeah, like we are going to believe paintbrush stealers!
Bobby: Or hockey stick throwers! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, blaming on Ronnie Anne! That's not cool. Lori, I'm breaking up with you!
Lori: What? Why?
Bobby: You ruined our friendship day again.
Lola: Lousy siblings!
Lana: Yeah, what she said.
Ronnie Anne: You guys are dorks.
Luan laughs sinisterly as other sisters walks away from the them.
Others: *booing at them*
Lori: C'mon people, we're literally innocent, honest. You guys gotta trust us! You shouldn't boo to us.
Leni hugs the damaged heart.
Leni: (in tears) I never forget you heart.
Lincoln: What could a stained rag be doing in my pocket?
Lincoln: They're accusing us, guys. (he turns to viewers) Sorry to hear that, guys. That's the point. I don't care my sisters blaming me, beating me up, and getting very mad at us.
Leni notices a little footprint on the sidewalk.
Lincoln: I'm not ready to accept that, elder brother. At least not without establishing a motive as to why someone would want to implicate Leni, you, and I with such contemptible wrongdoings. Now, let's see.
Lincoln pulls out a list of other sisters suspects.
Lori: Well, everyone's jealous of our talents, charm, and good looks. We has no clue about this.
Lincoln: You're right, Lori.
Leni: I know who did it!
Lori: What are you talking about, Leni? (she walks over to Leni)
They saw a little footprint
Lori: I wonder who literally step it.
Leni: I don't know. Maybe someone did it.
Lincoln: We need to find out who responsible for this.
They start to investigate.
Scene #5
Lincoln and elder sisters searched the people who did it.
They go to garage. They found out Lola, dressed in full hockey attrie and practicing shooting pucks into a net.
Lola: Um, eh, this isn't what it looks like...
Lori: You're that twerp maniac! That was your hockey stick! (she brings Lola out)
Lola: No, I didn't do it, Lori, honest! It wasn't me!
Lincoln: Liar, Liar! Pants on fire!
Lori: Check it out, guys. She set us up, didn't she, that brat–
Lincoln: No match here, Lori.
Lola: I hate sports! Lynn makes me practice!
Lori: I did not know that.
Lori: Could have sworn it was literally her.
Lincoln: Yeah, we didn't see that coming.
Scene #6
They still investigating, but until Bobby Ronnie Anne and twins show up.
Ronnie Anne: Uh-hah, you lame-o's are busted!
Lola: What did you do to them?
Lori: Well, we're investaigating who literally did that.
Ronnie Anne: I don't care. We saw you nerds with our own eyes!
Lincoln: Please, let us explain! We have evidence that proves our innocence!
Leni: Yeah, it's not like we're guilty.
Bobby: We've quite had enough of your lies!
Lana: They made me cry!
Ronnie Anne: That's it! We're gonna pulverize you
Bobby, Ronnie Anne and the twins advance towards Lincoln, Lori and Leni.
Lincoln, Lori and Leni: RUN AWAY!
Ronnie Anne: Get back here!
Lola: Make them cry, Ronnie! Do it!
Lori: Hurry, they're literally gaining on us!
Lola: Get back here, guys!
Ronnie Anne: Hey Liam, how about helping us, dude? There's plenty of lame-o's to go around.
Liam, eating popcorn, declines.
Ronnie Anne: Fine then, if you don't wanna help us, that's fine.
They running away from them, but Leni was trying to catch up with them.
Leni: Guys, wait up!
She finally caught up
Lori's hands reach out of a bush and grab him by his feet. She pulls Leni in. Lincoln bounces out and land facefirst in the dirt. The kids run past the bush.
Bobby: This way, guys!
Ronnie Anne: It's poundin time.
Lori: Phew, that was close.
Lincoln: Huh? (he finds a chocolate in her teeth and pulls it out) What's this? (she stands up) Look! A procession of chocolate bars!
A line of chocolate bars leads away from the Lincoln and his elder sisters.
Lincoln: Lori, I have a hunch if we follow this trail, it will lead straight to our perpetrator!
Lori: Time to squeal on the heel!
Leni: (eating some of the chocolate off the ground) Tasty!
Lincoln and elder sisters follow the trail. It leads to a log bridge. Lori and Lincoln cross easily. Leni, who is eating off the ground, has a tougher time, as her mouth gets wedged around the bridge. His gang don't notice.
Lori: That criminal is leading us right to her! What an idiot!
Lori and Lincoln continue along the path. Suddenly, they stop. The path leads to a deserted cabin.
Ronnie Anne: Let's try that way!
The savage kids start along the path where Lincoln and his gang took.
Bobby: Yeah, let's go that way!
Lincoln and elder sisters stand staring nervously at the door. The door clangs open and shut with the wind.
Lori: You go first, Lincoln.
They stand there, afraid to go in. A long pause occurs.
Lori: (breaking the silence) Ahh, there's no one in there.
Lincoln: I concur, Lori. Why, no one in their right mind would hide in that shed.
They turn to go, but Leni runs into them, pushing them into the shed.
Leni: Kids are mean! Lola hurt!
Lincoln, Lori and Leni land beneath a small window, which provides the only light.
Ronnie Anne: Hey guys, check it out! I bet they're in that shed! (she looks in)
Lori: Poo-poo. Poo, Poo poo?
Lincoln and the elder sisters are doing impression of Lily.
Ronnie Anne: No sign of the lame-o's. Just a baby, I think.
She walks away and Lincoln and his elder sisters go back to normal.
Bobby: She wouldn't go deserted cabin.
Lori: I'm sure hope it worked.
Lincoln: Well, Lori, there have been cases of domestic bovine whose grunt could be misconstrued as somewhat of a quack.
They throw open the door to find the other kids still linger.
Ronnie Anne: Hey, there they are! Let's tear 'em apart.
Lincoln, Lori and Leni: *screaming* (they slam the door)
Ronnie Anne: (banging on the door) Come out and play and take it like a lame-o!
Lincoln: (to the readers) This is the end! We have no choice! They gonna beat us up!
The savage kids destroyed the door. The captured Lincoln, Lori and Leni.
Lola: I got you now, guys!
Lincoln: We've been caught again!
Leni: It didn't work at all.
Chandler, Hank and Hawk shows up. They doing evil laugh.
Scene #7
Lincoln and elder sisters are taped to a fence and being pelted with fruit. The kids are throwing at them.
Lori: This literally isn't so bad.
Lincoln: The lesser of two evils, I suppose. Although, I can't help but feel something isn't right here.
Leni: (catching an orange in the face) You got me guys!
Fruit basket empty, the kids leave.
Bobby: Well, I feel so good.
Ronnie Anne: This will teach you a lesson.
Lola: Idiots.
Lana: I agree with Lola. Looks good on you guys.
Liam: You certainly are a little piggy, aren't you? I'm confused as to why you provide him with these chocolate bars, but who's complaining?
Lincoln and Lori: (realizing) CHOCOLATE BARS! (Luan begins to shake)
Lori: Where did you get those from?
Lola: Get what? (she turns around, revealing a boot with the sole painted) I have no idea what you are talking about.
Lincoln: Look, you guys! A paint-spattered boot!
Leni: *sniffing* I smell trouble...
Lola: (triumphantly tossing the boot away) Yes! You got it! It was me!
Lori: Why, you maniac, why did you–
Lincoln: But, why, Luan. Why did you do it?
Lola: Revenge is sweet!
Lori: Revenge? What's literally suppose to mean?
Lola: I accused you for ruining our friendship day!
Lori: What? That's not true!
Lincoln: The wedgie!
Leni: Oh, yeah, it was totes funny. (she giggles)
Lola: Cut it out, guys! I have never been so humiliated in all my life. (she begins to remember what she did)
(The flashback begins)
Lola: After you pulled Lana's pants down, your mocking laughter, gouging at my fragile pride just like Lana's undies. It was at that moment... I formulated my revenge. When the coast is clear, I sneaked really quietly. I stole the paintbrush. I just waited for the others to take my bait.
Lola: LINCOLN!
Lola: Bingo. My evil plan was working. With my next move, I would have to sacrifice my own shoulder stuffing. I put stained rag Lincoln's Pocket.
Lola is shown tucking the rag into Lincoln's pocket.
Lola: Smooth as silk. And let's not forget Lori.
Lola is seen writing Lori's name on a hockey stick and plunging it through the heart.
Lola: Who cares if someone would sink so low as to pierce our heart of friendship? Cad. Ignoring the butterflies in my tummy, I needed to protect my innocence. So I chose a patsy to keep you losers off my trail.
Lola is seen giving Lori some jujubes.
Lola: In enters Liam, who's insatiable appetite for my chocolate bars fit snugly into my plans.
Lola is seen painting a work boot.
Lola: I'm really creative, I decided to tease and taunt you with false clues.
Lola is seen placing the wet painted shoe on the sidewalk.
Lola: As he would have known to cement my freedom from sin. The chocolate bars remained a constant theme.
Lola is seen placing the chocolate bars and then hustling inside when she hears the Lincoln, Lori and Leni are coming.
Lola: It was all I could do to contain the excitement in the air. Vengeance would be mine. So I pulled myself together for my final performance...
Lola is seen calling them to the trail.
Lola: ...and nailed your butts.
Lola is seen standing behind her siblings as they pound on the door. He is laughing his head off.
Lola: Me and others are finally capture you guys!
Lola: Before others coming to pulverise you, I asked Chandler, Hank and Hawk to join my side after I got beat up.
(The flashback ends)
In reality, Lola is laughing. Lincoln, Lori and Leni are surprised.
Lincoln: Ingenious!
Lori: I don't get it.
Lincoln: A little long-winded, mind you, but absolutely cunning.
Leni: (stomach rumbling) Is it time for lunch?
Lola: No, it's time for you take you guys away. (she snapped her fingers and the bullies shows up)
Chandler: (popping up from behind the fence) We aim to please! Anoint the rebels, big dudes!
The bullies grab the section of fence to which the Louds are taped and drag them away.
Lincoln, Lori and Leni: BULLIES!
The bullies drag them off to the woods, presumably back to the cabin.
Lola: (laughing) Don't mess with the best, suckers! (turns to the viewers) I accused Lincoln, Lori and Leni because I planned my revenge plan. (doing super evil laugh)
The End