It was lovely, horney day in the land of Kadowaki; which was the infirmary at Balamb Garden! Kadowaki sat in her office chair, typing on her cumputer, all of the 134 exam results. She gave 134 exams today! Woohoo! Kadowaki was sweatin' like a deranged monkey sucking on a pinapple that had salt on it.

Kadowaki hears the rumble. It gets louder...louder...and more louder...

...and she gets hornier, hornier, and even MOREEEEEEEEE hornier...

...till finally...

"I'M NAKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Seifer screams as he enters the infirmary like a crazy fiend. Kadowaki, stepping out of her chair, stands up, licking her lips. "Your naked ass aint leavin' my eyes today, Seifer..." says the horney Kadowaki. Seifers eyes enlarged as he saw Kadowaki remove her exam stained lab coat. "Please Kadowaki, it's only a joke between the guys and me. We know it makes you horney and then we leave, leaving you to rape our enemies, such as Squall." Seifer, nervously covering his crotch with a piece of cloth on the table. "I wouldn't cover your crotch with that Seifer," Kadowaki states, "I used that cloth for Zell's nasty problems he's been having." Seifer looked like he was going to vomit. "OHHHH THE HUMANITYY!!" Seifer yelled, while clutching his non-existant breasts.

Kadowaki, leaning over to the automatic doors, locking them, trapping the naked Seifer. "Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes Kadowaki horney and will run away..."

Seifer screams, for he knows that his future a young youth will end tonight. Kadowaki will get what she wants, and deserves. "I BUST MY ASS FOR EVERBODY!" Kadowaki screams, "and nobody appericates me, and now I'm getting my sexual frustration ON YOU!!!!"

Kadowaki slowly is trying to seduce Seifer, but it really isn't working. "Tooo...many...lumps...rolls...must...be...free.." Seifer screams. Kadowaki jiggles, "You like this, don't you?" says the horney Kadowaki. "Actually Kadowaki, no I don't. They are grossing me out.."

"Mmmmmmmm..." Kadowaki thinks, "Maybe, just maybe, if I gave Seifer an exam, he'd truly love me...I may be twice his age, and I may be a horney fat woman, but I'm not givin' up!"

uddeuddenly, a big freezing chill rushing down through the infirmary, leaving Kadowaki's nipples erect. "Diamond...DUST!"

"Hold it right there Shiva," Kadowaki claims, "Tonight isn't your night." Kadowaki winks at Shiva.

"Oh poo," says Shiva, "Guess I'll go bother Siren again." Seifer blinks, and doesn't want to know.

"Anyway, babies, now it's time for YOUUUUUUUU" Kadowaki squeals in delight, as she reveals her pink lingerie

"Oh sick!" says seifer, "Put that thing away! And never reveal it again!"

"No no...that's not a penis, just a roll of fat."

"Ohhhhhh okay, just making sure, since everybody in Balamb Garden has some sort of disease."

"FUJIN IS A DYKE!" Screams Kadowaki, for she was not happy with what Fujin gave her last night.

"NO SHE IS NOT!" Seifer screams, "Why do you think she's blind in one eye?"

"Good point, Seifer," Kadowaki points out, "Anyways, let's get back to our lovin!"

The naked Seifer, steps back on table, as the horney fat woman lurched over him. "MMMMMM" Kadowaki purrs.

Kadowaki begins to hump, like MAD. She begins to give an exam, LIKE MAD..

"Are you skin tighhhhht, Seifer?"

"No Kadowaki, but you sure are, with your lingerie that is 10 sizes smaller!"

Seifer begins to get a little horney, all of the humpages are attraching him. He begins to thrust rythmatic with Kadowaki, feeling all of Kadowaki's jiggles. "Oh Kadowaki, you sure have experience."

"ALWAYS! I gave 135 exams today!"

As seifer leaves the infirmary happily, Kadowaki sits back on her cummmmmputer, typing the success of exam 135.