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"Jon, you can't take Porthos with you on Enterprise and that's final." Archer sighed. He had been badgering Admiral Forrest to let him take his beagle with him. Enterprise was set to launch on the 7th of May, two months away. He did not want to leave his buddy behind.
"Admiral, I promise you, Porthos will behave."
"I'm sure he will, but what happens when he hears nature calling?"
Archer felt a slight blush, at the answer he was being forced to give, not the question. "Sir, I swear I'm not lying to you, but, Porthos uses a litter box…"
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