Author's Note: I know that this isn't exactly a gaming fanfiction, but these kiddie cartoons like Regular Show, Gumball and Adventure Time appeal to me. This fan fiction is meant for a more childish audience so if you are really a serious or drama type of fanfiction reader, I don't exactly think this is for you.


Chapter 1: This Game is SO Boring

Two pixelated shirtless men sat on the screen, punching and kicking zombies. The animation was poorly done, the graphics were terrible and the sounds were repetitive and annoying.

Gumball slouched his face against his palm lying on the coffee table in front of him and lifelessly pressed the buttons of his controller. "Unnhhh..," he groaned, "This game is SO boring." Darwin glanced at Gumball confused.

"How could you get bored of this game already?" he asked. The blue cat snatched the game case and pointed to a sticker. It read, "Date of Purchase: May 11, 2003." Gumball dropped the case beside the couch. "This game was made before I was even a year old!" he complained.

Anais stepped down the stairs slowly, rubbing her tired eyes. "Can you guys quiet down? It's six on a Sunday morning. If you're going to play video games, at least play them quietly," she demanded in a calm voice.

"But Anais! This game is SO boring!" he nagged.

"Then get a new game. The Laser Video Store is right down the street. You should be able to get there by walking."

"Um… I don't exactly have money..," Gumball whispered scratching his arm nervously.

"What?! How about Mom's allowance you've been saving up?"

Gumball's vision started wandering around. "Uh… Stocks?" he lied.

Gumball sat next to Tobias on Friday noon at lunch. Today was choco-chip cookie day! Gumball elbowed Tobias. "Hey Tobias, give you five dollars for your cookie."

"No," he replied.

"Ten."

"No."

"Twenty."

"No."

"Forty!?

"No."

"Sixty! And that is my final offer!" Gumball shouted.

"Deal."

Gumball handed Tobias his entire piggy bank and snatched Tobias' cookie in exchange.

Suddenly, the cat snapped back into reality.

Anais sneered and walked up the stairs.

"Wait!" Gumball stopped his little sister. "Can you… Maybe lend me some money?" Anais shook her head in disagreement. "No!"

Gumball leaped on his knees and gripped his hands together. "Please sis! I'll pay back every dime!"

"Oh no, Gumball, last time you said that, I got a nickel and pocket lint."

"But this game is SOOOO boring!" he shouted in an attempt to annoy her.

Anais ignored Gumball's pleas and turned to the hallway. In front of her stood Gumball, who seemingly teleported.

"A-na-is! It's SOOOO Bo-ring!"

"What the-," she whispered to herself. Anais tiptoed past Gumball and stepped into her bedroom. Gumball rose from under Anais' sheets. "Aaay-ne-ese! It's SOOOO Boring!"

Anais lifted Gumball and tossed him through the window. Anais curled under her cozy blanket. A dark figure walked into her room. Anais sighed, stood up and walked to her piggy bank. Gumball climbed up Anais' window, bruised and cut. "Ur Sur Buring!" he muttered as he relocated his jaw.

"W-w-wa-wait! Who is that then?" she queried as she pointed to the dark figure.

"Who me? I am just a random stranger who broke into your house attempting to steal your cash."

Anais tossed him out the already smashed window. "Okay Gumball, how much do you want?"

"Twenty!"

"'I'll give you five."

"Three!"

"Bu-Wai- Deal," Anais responded as she handed Gumball three crisp dollars. He took a big whiff of the money before skipping down the hallway. He hopped down the stairs and grabbed his brother by the fin, who was surprisingly still playing Zombie Punchies.