Admit it, you've probably had at least one of these thoughts:
You've turned to the person next to you and said: "I'd totally love having him as a neighbor!"
I bet the people from Paranormal Activity wish they had Dr. Orpheus as a neighbor.
Every time he shows up, you smile. You can't help but feel happy. You know it's gonna be a good episode.
Only Dr. Orpheus could get away with those dramatic speeches of his. He makes them epic. Especially the Taco Bell one. You love the Taco Bell one.
You've tried yelling your own overlydramatic speeches about random everyday things.
For a guy in his, what, mid-forties? Maybe Fifty? He's pretty fit. You never expected him to do a backflip.
One look of his ex-wife and you know she's a bitch. You instantly dislike her for ever leaving Dr. Orpheus. Especially for The Outrider. The Outrider is stupid.
You'd love to have at least one day to hang out with Dr. Orpheus. You know you'd laugh every second.
You wish you'd had a dad like Dr. Orpheus.
Every time he rants about his little 'pumpkin', you quietly chuckle.
You wish you could talk to H. Jon Benjamin in a closet.
After awhile, you don't see the Dracula confusion anymore. After awhile, Dr. Orpheus reminds you of a wizard. A really fun wizard.
On the wizard thought, you wonder what it'd be like if Dr. Orpheus and Dumbledore had a wizard duel. Then you think, nah, you know Dr. Orpheus would win, even though he's a Necromancer.
First time he ever appeared in The Venture compound, you thought he was totally gonna kill everyone.
You've turned to a friend and said "How can Dr. Venture be such a jerk to him! Dr. Orpheus is such a nice guy!"
With Dr. Orpheus around, you'd never have to worry about things like The Exorcist.
You wonder what it'd be like if Dr. Orpheus started dating.
You want Necromancer powers.