Just a quick poem. Not necessarily a good poem, but I like it. Dedicated to my much loved friends (you should know who you are). They're the main reason this idea was formed in the first place.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
My name is Shikamaru
and, quite frankly, I don't care.
This is just a stupid poem.
And it doesn't rhyme. Too bad.
They all say that I'm lazy,
that I do nothing with my time.
I just don't really see the point.
It's a waste of energy.
I don't care about your problems.
They're none of my concern.
So keep your stupid yap shut
and get on with your life.
I sound a bit rude, huh?
Again, I really don't care.
Your opinion doesn't matter.
Plus you're an idiot anyway.
I guess that's the end of my poem.
Short, I know. Who cares?
I don't enjoy poetry.
It's much too troublesome.