Terror Time Fairy Tales Gone Wrong
The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe

There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,

She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do,

With so many wants and so many needs,

No, she had no time for living in greed,

So, she went online on a warm summer's day,

Trading the old for the new on E-Bay,

Learned the ropes from Mr. Bill Gates,

Owned a shoe the size of three states,

Didn't worry about her kids, they were almost grown,

Teenagers who wanted to leave her the hell alone,

Only left home to. wait, she never did,

Had everything she could ever want in her den,
The end.