This is really short, sorry. Its my first story thing.. Enjoy? And review, cause I dont know if im going to put the rest of the story up? x I do not own The Mighty Boosh. They belong to Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. I own nothing but the plot, and Dr. Dee !
I wrote this story quickly, so im sorry if theres any spelling mistakes and stuff.
"Mr Noir? Can you hear me?" There was a lady in white standing over my bed. Wait.. this aint my bed!
"What? Where am I?" everything's blurry and what am I wearing!?
"Its all ok Mr Noir, Do you remember anything?" This lady isn't helping.
"Vince, Call me Vince. No what's 'appening?"
"well Vince you've been 'asleep' for 3 weeks. Someone called us and told us where you were, we got you from the front of a club, passed out. We brang you here and you've only just woke up" she was being so calm!
"Whoa! wait, I'm in hospital? where's Howard? where are my clothes?" I need to get out of here. pronto!
"Calm down Mr noir. your in Camden hospital. You clothes are at your house I guess. Howard? No ones come to visit Mr Noir, sorry" Mr Noir? Again? aghhh. Howard hasn't come to see me? Strange.
"My name is Vince ok? I want to go" Really badly.
"Vince, sorry.. You cant go yet, sorry. I'll be right back." Did I upset her?
"Wait" Shit. "Stop saying sorry, I'm sorry Dr... ?"
"Dr Dee. Thankyou Vince, But really.. I'm sorry, Sorry about the whole situation" she walked out .
I've got to get out of here, I hate hospitals. Howard probably doesn't know where. Bet he's worries sick...This rooms well creepy. I'm the only patient in here, so there's two empty beds either side of me.
Dr Dee walked back into my practically empty room. "OK, the bad news is.. You have to take 4 of these pills everyday. 2 of a morning, 2 of a night" she handed me a box of some kind of painkillers.
"Cheers" Great, Pills.
"The good news is that you'll be able to leave and go home by tomorrow"
Tomorrow!! "Great, Thanks Dr Dee, That sounds good. Oh um.. what's the time, please?" I've been out of it for 3 weeks, I don't even know the date, or what day it is.
"Again with the Dr Dee? Call me Angie! its 3:30pm" She left. Angie .. I like it.
"Oh, Vince?" she stuck her head around the door "You haven't really eaten for 3 weeks, would you like anything?" come to think of it, I'm not hungry at all.
"No thanks Dr.. I mean Angie" She smiled and was gone.
Now what? I'm stuck in hospital, In an empty room. I wonder why Howard hasn't came for me? Should I be worried? No.. I'm sure he is looking for me and just hasn't come here yet, after all, He knows I hate hospitals. I drifted off to sleep thinking about everything that has happened
It was dark and stormy, I was walking alone through an empty alleyway.
" 'ello there" the eerie voice came from behind me and I jumped as I turned around. There was a man standing there, holding on to Howard. He had a gun pointed to his head.
"Vince! Don't listen to him, Save yourself!" There were tears rolling down Howard's face.
The man had an unfamiliar face, It was covered in scars and he had short, scruffy brown hair.
"Well, Vince. We meet again." He had a scratchy, rough voice "You owe me money Vince, I want it now. Or ya friend 'ere gets it" My eyes were darting from the man to Howard then back again.
I finally spoke "I'm sorry, I don't have it, Give me one more day. Please" My voice cracked and tears rolled down my face.
"I cant do that Vince, you've had enough time" I looked at Howard, then to the gun pointed at his head. I watched the trigger and slowly saw it get pressed in."NO!"