A/N: I'm EXTREMELY pissed. I was typing up my update of "The Legendary April Fool's Day War" when I did the stupidest thing in the history of the world. I deleted EVERYTING; three fucking pages worth! I was literally almost done. I would've posted it up at 1 or 2 in the morning but NO! I delete it all! God I'm made. I'm really sorry for those who are reading the story. I flanked out last week because I was really sick, something you were gonna find out in my Author's Note that I deleted along with the update. Please bear with me for the time being. I'll try to have it up by next week. I'd update tonight but I don't remember anything I typed and really, I'm too heartbroken to even try.

As a token of forgiveness, I'm gonna type a lemon twoshot. Beware, though, that this is my first one and it may not be that good. It's going to be Naruhina and I may make a Sasusaku one based on a doushinji I read. I hope you like it.

"Talking", 'Thinking'

"Blush"

Chapter 1: Dreams

Naruto nearly shrieked when the ice cold water hit his body. He normally didn't take cold showers but the "rise" of a certain body part compelled him to do otherwise. This had been happening a lot recently since they had started dating. Hinata had no idea of what she caused him.

The two nineteen year olds have been dating for almost a year. Everything was going well until about two weeks ago. Ever since that incident, every time he looked at her dirty images flashed in his head and he felt the urge to jump her on the spot.

'What's wrong with me?' Naruto thought in dismay. He slammed his against his tiled wall and let the water run down his back. Thankfully his erection was going down. In a few minutes he'd be able to go back to his warm bedroom, a good thing since his fingers and toes were becoming numb.

After a few more minutes he cut off the water and grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his lean figure. Once he made it to his bedroom, he closed the door and dressed in only a pair of black boxers. Naruto made his way to his bed and threw the sheets over him.

His dreams frightened him. He didn't want to take advantage of his innocent girlfriend or risk the chance of hurting her, but he wasn't sure how long he can take this. A man has his limits you know! At least she didn't seem aware of how odd he's been acting. He can't even look her in the eye without picturing her naked body grinding against him. He couldn't help it! His dreams were so vivid. He'd have her pinned to a wall, being ravished by him. He could almost hear her throaty moans, smell her sweet lavender scent, and taste her wet-

"I've got to stop thinking about that!" Naruto yelled sitting up straight. He tried to calm his uneven breathing and started to bang himself on the head to rid himself of his thoughts. 'Think about Kakashi naked, think about Sasuke naked, think about anyone else naked but Hinata!' Naruto thought to himself over and over again. Of course when he said not to think about Hinata, his thoughts drifted to her anyway. Naruto groaned in defeat and nearly clawed his eyes out. Great, now he was becoming as bad as Pervey Sage. If Hinata found out about his dreams she'd surely dump him on the spot. If Neji found out, he'd cut his balls off and place them in a jar to remind him to NEVER lust after his cousin again. The thought alone made Naruto cringe in fear.

He'd have to end these thoughts by tomorrow if he wanted to have a decent date with her. As things are now, he won't be able to look at her without having an urge wash over him.

'I need to go to Pervey Sage for advice. As much as I don't want to go to him, he's the only one who could help me with this.' Coming to a resolve, Naruto decided to sleep, praying he wouldn't wake up with another erection.

…..

Naruto opened his eyes and found that he wasn't in his bed. He was on the shore of a lake. In the background he saw a massive waterfall. It was such a pretty sight. The stars twinkled and danced in the sky. It was a cool night… a really cool night. Funny, it felt as if he wasn't wearing any…why is he naked?

Naruto shrieked in horror. Where the hell were his clothes? Naruto got up, covering his penis, and began searching for something, anything to cover himself with.

Naruto looked around him, seeing nothing until his eyes focused on a lone figure standing in the middle of the lake. The figure turned its head and seemed to have noticed him. Naruto wished he could see who or what it was but the moonlight had casted a dark shadow over the area. The figure began moving towards him, closer and closer to him in a tantalizing fashion. Naruto stared at it, noticing its hip moved in an almost feminine way. Hold on…

The figure made its way to Naruto and before he could say anything, it pushed him on his back. It climbed on top of him and tightly gripped his member with its small hand. Naruto bit his tongue to prevent a moan from slipping out.

"W-who are you?" Naruto demanded. He tried to sit up again but the figure, who he presumed to be a girl, started pumping him. The hand went up and down his member from the tip to the base and back again, alternating between a fast and slow motion. Naruto's head fell back in the sand; his eyes rolling to the back of his head. He let out a low moan. It felt so good. Quickly, his member became hard and pre cum seeped down to his shaft. Pausing for a moment, the girl ran a single finger down Naruto's erect member. With her finger covered in cum, she bought to her mouth to suck on his juices. She took it out with a loud "pop" sound and she stuck it into Naruto's mouth. With lust in his eyes, he sucked and licked the appendage. His tongue swirled around the nail and he nipped it gently.

Satisfied with his response, the girl took it out his mouth and made her way down to his member. By this time Naruto was panting. His throbbing cock needed skin on skin contact and the previously cool air became hot and humid.

"Naruto-kun does this feel good?" The girl asked in a low seductive tone. The second her voice hit his ears, Naruto's eyes shot open. He'd recognize that voice anywhere but it couldn't be…

"Hina- Aaah!" Naruto let out a loud moan when Hinata sucked on his member hard. Her head bobbed up and down and her tongue swirled around his tip. Her small hand made its way to his balls and gently massaged them. Naruto was going crazy. It was all too much. His breathing became labored and his voice became strained. He was seconds away from his release. Her head bobbed faster and faster and finally he-

Naruto fell out of his bed with his covers blocking his line of sight. He scrambled on the ground and ended up hitting his head on his nightstand. Throwing his blanket off of him, Naruto looked around and found himself back in his room. He breathed a sigh of relief. It was just a dream, it was just a- what the hell is this throbbing in between his legs?

"Not again!" He shouted once he noticed another throbbing erection. Looks like he'll need another shower.

The End

A/N: I hope this wasn't too horrible. I tried my best. Constructive criticism is very welcomed but please don't flame me too hard. Chapter 2 will be up eventually, probably next week along with the chapter 5 update of "The Legendary April Fool's Day War". Bye!