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It was an early morning in the town of Citysville, formally known as Townsville. HIM might have been defeated, but our wonderful heroines, the Powerpuff girls were still working around the clock. Not only had our once young and innocent (except for Buttercup) Powerpuff girls hit puberty, but now they were in high school! Everyone couldn't believe that they were growing up so fast, not even the villains. But no matter, these teens aren't like others. They wake up at the break of dawn and patrol the city watching for foes and danger!
"Why the hell do we have to wake up so early?" Buttercup groaned. Her once shoulder now waist length long hair hung lazily in front of her eyes as she slouched over the building her and her sisters were on.
"I don't usually try to complain, nor would I hope of offending you," sighed Bubbles, "but I have to agree with Buttercup. Isn't 4:00 early for you? Plus, it's cold out here. Couldn't we have gotten coats?" she let out a quiet yawn, wiping her eyes still filled with sleep.
"C'mon guys! We can't just stay in bed! Evil never sleeps! And the cold is good for yah, helps build endurance," Blossom chorused.
"Yeah, but it's fucking freezing and we-I sleep! And I still would be if your skinny little as-"
"Buttercup, would you like evil to overtake our good city and kill every single one of the citizens, not before torturing us of course," Blossom interrupted. What could Buttercup's complaining do anyway? Blossom had her mind set, and no one could change it. Even if that meant her and her sisters woke up twice as early. Hell, they wouldn't sleep at all dammit! Evil never rests, well neither does good.
"Blossom, I really needed all the sleep I could get tonight. I have a big exam in physics and I stayed up till 2 studying so-"
"Shut your mouth! How dare you spew out that nonsense to me? Do you dare wish for evil to take over and rape the good out of you and all the harmless people of Citysville? Well, do yah?" Blossom retorted, shaking the poor blonde back and forth.
"Am I the only one who cares about the good of humanity?!" the redhead yelled to the heavens, shaking her fists in the most dramatic of ways.
BLOSSOM'S P.O.V.
I must be the only one who cares about the good of humanity. Oh well, if I have to save the day by myself, then so be it.
"Bloss, no one is awake now, not Mojo, not the Gangreen Gang, not Princess, shit, not even the Amoebas! The only thing you're doing is keeping my ass up dumb early in the morning, so that we can stare at the empty streets of the city!" Buttercup snapped, causing Bubbles to stifle a giggle. I, of course, ignored their immaturity and continued on with my early morning patrolling.
What do my incompetent sisters know anyways? I'm the leader of this team and I for one believe the decision I made tonight was a remarkably good one. Nevertheless, my ignoramus sisters cannot seem to comprehend my ingenious, and that just can't be helped.
BUTTERCUP'S P.O.V.
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
BUBBLES' P.O.V.
Oh no! I'm beginning to feel some tension between my two sisters. What else is new? As much as I love the city and being a hero; I just love my bed too, and so does Buttercup. I don't get what's so wrong about that, but I wouldn't go about it like Buttercup. Goodness, she can be so crass at times; very unladylike.
"Team! Do you see that?! Over there?!" Blossom called, pointing off into the distance somewhere. "That man right there is doing something suspicious!"
BUTTERCUP'S P.O.V.
Oh, good Lord, help me.
BUBBLES' P.O.V.
I don't think Buttercup and I are the only ones who need their sleep at night. "Blossom, HE'S A MAILMAN!" Buttercup roared at our flabbergasted leader.
"Well, You didn't have to yell at me; you can never be too careful!" she cried. You know, I went to bed this morning hoping that maybe, just maybe, today would be a good day. No days a bad day in my world, but even the little angel puff has long, testing days; testing days that make this little angel want to go ape shi-woah! Caught myself…
I stared at my sisters as they fought, and I couldn't help but realize that we had changed so much. We weren't your little girls anymore, me not included. But for Pete's sake, Buttercup had already lost her virginity and Blossom had...uh...grown hair? Well, at least I didn't look like my little princess girly self. I grew boobies, so I'm basically all grown up. Not little blueberry boobies, but big tatas that would make any man lose his mind over. I know. I'm irresistible. But I have a boyfriend, a tall, tan, football playing boyfriend. Yeah, I'm a lucky girl. Oh! And I'm in high school now...yep, all grown up...yep. School. Yep...School! Holy guacamole! How long have we been standing here, in one place, not moving?! "Blossom, what time is it?"
"Waht?" She snapped, bish wutting towards me.
"She asked what time it is, you dumb hoe!" Buttercup barked.
"Time for you to get a watch! OOOOHHHH! I am hilarious!" Blossom chuckled.
See what I mean? The Lord is testing me right now. My eyes looked towards the sun which was now peeking its bright face on the city. Like he was shyly saying hi. Hello to you to Mr. Sun!
"Oh my God! We're gonna be late to school! Dammit Bubbles! Why didn't you tell me to check the time?! C'mon guys!" Blossom screeched before taking off into the air, not even waiting for us. Hmmm. Then, Buttercup shrugged her shoulders, gotta blasting off towards school. It's just Jesus testing you Bubbles! Just. Jesus.
BUTTERCUP'S P.O.V.
Not only was I woken up early, but I also had to go to school. The only time you will ever catch my fat ass waking up early is on... nope not even Christmas. My ass sleeps in till 3:00 that day; in the afternoon. And let me catch you opening the gifts before I wake up...heh…
"Yo BC, over here!" Who the fuck dares interrupt MY thoughts. I unwillingly, and unenthusiastically turned towards the voice, and low and behold stood my most hated foes. Jude and Mau. Godammit.
"Why the fuck do you look like you don't want to be near us today? I mean that's fine by me, I'll demote yo fat ass from Bff to just f. I don't need to remember all those numbers anyway," Jude sneered.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Mau and I both scoffed at the same time. Damn, Jude is something else; a real piece of work. Hard to believe we're cousins…
"How was your night? I'm gonna guess by the lack of sleep look on your face, you barely got any rest," Mau smirked and winked. I wish I was awake for the reason she thinks I was, but nooo! Blossom always has other plans!
"Ew! Straight couples are so weird! How can you like guys?" Jude grimaced.
"How can you not like guys? Dick is the best thing in the world!" Mau argued, whipping her thick black hair to the side.
"Like a guy wants to put his dick into your fat ass and Mau, your legit FAT ass," Jude joked. Man, if I wasn't so sleep deprived I would have jumped right into this conversation. But sadly, I can't even keep my eyes open, let alone form sentences.
"Hey! Have you heard? The Mayor thinks the Rowdyruffs are good enough to come to school now, or something or other," Mau gushed at the thought. Okay, so that woke me up. For whatever reason that I choose not to figure out, Mau has always been in love, no obsessed with the RRB. And guess who her favorite is. Nah, it's not Butch, it's Boomer.
"Mau, you need to stop reading gossip blogs and stories about them. One, they will never become "good", two all three of them despise learning, cause if they didn't, they would have learned not to fuck with the Powerpuff girls," I replied playing with the ends of my hair.
"But this time it's true!" She whined.
"Alright Mau, I'll bet you $50 they won't come!" I jeered, not looking up, but achieving a snort from Jude.
"Fine, and if they come today, you have to suck your counterparts dick!" This time both Jude and I were on the ground rolling with laughter, tears streaming down our faces. "Alright Mau, you got yourself a deal!" I barely managed to squeak out.
BLOSSOM'S P.O.V.
I briefly looked at my obnoxious black haired sister and her friends before returning to my own friends for a more...mature conversation, with tea.
"I'm am so eager for the exam in our chemistry lecture," my proper and elegant friend Robin stated, before returning to her freshly brewed herbal blend. I let out a hum of approval before returning to my own beverage.
"You know," my other comrade Cheri started. "I heard that the Rowdyruffs would be joining us at our learning institution,"
"HOLY BLOODY FUCK! TELL ME THAT'S A LIE!" I shrieked, gaining a handful of looks from heathens that don't even rank near me.
"No, it was from a reputable source," Cheri continued. "They could be coming any day now," I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.
"What source was it?" Robin interrogated.
"The Mayor's twitter page. That's where he tells all of the government's juicy secrets," Cheri added, resuming her tea. Twitter? Really Cheri? Even if it's true, there's no way in hell that those baboons would be coming to school this week, which is plenty of time for me to confront the Mayor and explained how...how...absurd this scheme was. A cute idea on paper sure, but this world eats cute for breakfast.
Even if the Mayor says no to me rebuttal, a week is more than enough time for me to go through a safety drill with the school to ensure that no one gets hurt, and God forbid, no one causes there to be little Rowdyruffs running around. Yes, a week will do just fine.
My heart began to beat a normal pace again and felt as though this could potentially be a superb day.
"Hey what do you think those people are crowding around for?" Robin questioned.
There was in fact a large crowd forming, not that I care.
"Princess is probably throwing an underage drinking party, which the police won't break up because "her daddy is gross rich,'" Cheri muttered, mocking Princess to a T while keeping her eyes on the book in front of her. Ugh, Princess is so annoying. My friends and I resumed what we were doing until I noticed that this crowd was getting unusually big.
"I'm sort of interested to see what's going on…" Cheri uttered just loud enough for Robin and I to hear.
"Me too…" I unintentionally agreed.
NO ONE'S P.O.V.
Blossom cautiously walked over to the crowd, gaining the attention of Buttercup, who earlier couldn't give less of a shit about the large mass of people. Bubbles, who had originally gone inside, only came out again because of her friends begging.
"Hey Bloss?!" Buttercup yelled over the crowd to her sister.
"What's going on?!" Bubbles looked to her oldest sister.
Before Blossom could answer the crowd seem to split in half, revealing a cocky smirk, which Blossom couldn't recognize until...
"Hey Pinky, yah miss me?"
Yay! The first chapter is complete! Whew, that was looonnnggg! But how do you feel now that you got to the end of it? Relieved, Accomplished, bored? Was it a waste of your time and you could have read something better, like a dictionary? JK! R&R! I really wanna hear what yah think, my fans are the reason I write so plzz REVIEW! See y'all in the next chapter! Until then |3