Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Do not own the song referenced (Milkshake by Kelis).

It was Monday morning and Jamie was in his office going over the basketball scores. Sophia entered the office.

"Hey," Sophia said.

"Hey sweetie," Jamie said. "What's up?"

"I accidentally put my license in your wallet," Sophia said.

"Why did you put your license in my wallet?" Jamie asked.

"Pregnancy brain," Sophia said.

Jamie got out his wallet and opened it.

"Yep," Jamie said handing Sophia her license. "Here you go."

"Thanks," Sophia said. "Hey, they're having a karaoke night here on Saturday."

"I don't sing in front of people anymore," Jamie said.

"I know," Sophia said. "I'm going to sing."

"You are?" Jamie asked.

"Of course I am," Sophia replied.

Sophia began to dance and sing.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" Sophia sang. "And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right! It's better than yours! I can teach you. But I have to charge!"

Rimkus walked into the office while Sophia continued dancing.

"Sophia," Jamie said.

""My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" Sophia repeated. "And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right! It's better than yours! I can teach you. But I have to charge!"

"Hello Mrs. Scott," Rimkus said.

Sophia gasped and turned around.

"Oh hi," Sophia said embarrassed. "How long were you there?"

"Ever since 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,'" Rimkus said.

"I've got to go to work now," Sophia said. "See you at home Jamie."

Sophia left and Rimkus looked at Jamie.

"We have a problem," Rimkus said.

"My wife's dancing skills?" Jamie asked.

"Be nice," Rimkus said. "Listen, half of your basketball players are failing History."

"What?" Jamie asked.

"If they do not make at least a C on Friday's exam, then your team will have to forfeit Friday's game," Rimkus said.

"Why did you wait to tell me until today?" Jamie asked.

"I don't want to hear it," Rimkus said. "You abruptly took a week off of work to go see your uncle."

"I brought you a t-shirt," Jamie said.

"They don't pass, they don't play," Rimkus said.

"Yes ma'am," Jamie said.

Rimkus walked out of the office.

"Welcome back to reality," Jamie said.

"I heard that!" Rimkus shouted.