Chapter 1
I smashed down on the snooze button on that damn alarm clock.
I got off my bed and looked up to see Hikaru still sleeping.
I jumped up onto his bed and shook his shoulder.
"Hika! Wake up!" I said.
His amber eyes opened and he looked at me.
Then he shot up into sitting.
"When the hell did we get a cat, Kaoru?" He looked over to my bed.
"Kaoru?"
"What?" I said.
Hikaru looked back at me, "Talking cat! Ah!"
He jumped up but was caught in his sheets so he fell onto the floor.
Then I looked down at my paws… Wait, paws?!
I quickly examined my body.
Fur, tail, paws, whiskers, pointy ears. What the Hell?! I was a cat!
"WAH!" I looked frantically around, "Hikaru! Help!"
Hikaru was watching me with huge eyes, "K-Kaoru…?"
I looked at him, "WHAT?! HELP ME ALREADY! WHY THE HELL AM I A CAT?!"
He slowly stood up and walked back over to me.
"Is that really you? Or is this a joke?"
I gaped at him, "Are you serious?"
"Okay, it is you." Hikaru picked me up and held me at an arm's length, examining me.
I pulled my ears back, "Stop it! I feel self-conscious."
He grinned, "Sorry."
Hikaru put me back down on his bed.
I shook my orange fur out, "Why am I a cat?"
He raised an eyebrow, "How am I supposed to know? I don't have answers either."
A maid knocked on the door, "Misters Hitachiin, you need to get ready for school."
Hikaru turned to the door, "Okay!"
I heard the footsteps of the maid fade away.
"So… What are we going to do about you, hm?" He stroked my head.
I glared, "Don't think you're better then me now because I'm a cat."
He shrugged, "Okay… I'd better get ready for school anyway… How about you come in my bag?"
I sighed, "Fine."
Hikaru went around, getting ready for school.
Then it was breakfast.
"What do you want to eat Kao?" Hikaru asked as we walked down the stairs.
"Milk." I mewed.
"But you hate plain milk."
"Not anymore, apparently." I said as I jumped off the final stair.
Hikaru shrugged, "Alright. I'll ask for it then."
He picked me up and sat me on a chair.
I stood on my hind legs with my front paws on the table.
A butler came in, "What would you like to eat, Mister Hitachiin?"
"Toast, juice and also a bowl of milk." Hikaru said.
The butler gave him a weird look but turned and went back into the kitchen.
Two minutes later the bowl of milk was set down on the table.
Hikaru slid it over to me.
I lapped at it.
"Mm… It's actually really nice."
Hikaru crunched on his toast and watched me drink my milk.
The honk of a horn was heard from outside.
"Lets go!" Hikaru said and scooped me up.
I made a little hissing noise as he accidently bumped my head on the car door.
"Sorry." He whispered in my ear.
I licked my lips, "I have claws, y'know."
Hikaru cringed and dropped me to the leather seats.
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"Hikaru? Where's Kaoru?" Haruhi asked as Hikaru carried me into class 1-A in his bag.
"Sick." He said, "Kinda…"
I kicked his back from inside the bag and he poked my side.
I stuck my paw out of the bag and scratched his arm.
When he sat down, he dropped the bag heavily onto the ground, with me in it.
I hissed.
"Shut up!" Hikaru whispered out of the corner of his mouth.
I clicked my tongue and curled my tail around my paws.
The class felt like a day rather than an hour.
I lay, bored, on the bottom of Hikaru's bag.
The sliver of light that drifted in wasn't enough.
I put my eye to the tiny opening and peered out.
I could see everyone's shoes.
Suddenly there was a shriek.
"There's something in Hikaru's bag!" A girl squealed.
I jumped back and felt Hikaru lifting the bag up.
"What is in the bag Mister Hitachiin?" The teacher asked.
"N-nothing…" I heard Hikaru stutter.
I heard footsteps approaching and the top of the bag was flipped open.
My orange fur wasn't exactly hard to miss.
I yelped and leapt at the face that was looking in.
My claws latched onto his neck.
I was carried around while the teacher hopped about and tried to shake me off.
I yowled and jumped at Hikaru, who caught me in his arms and crushed me to his chest.
"Don't touch him!" He said.
The teacher was glaring, "Take it out."
Hikaru cringed and rushed out of the classroom with me.
He put me down on the windowsill.
"How did she see you?" He demanded.
I sighed, "I looked outside the bag… That's all."
Hikaru rubbed his temples.
"Urgh."
The bell went and Hikaru picked me back up.
I slouched in his arms as he carried me to Music Room 3.
When he pushed the door open, Hunny looked up.
I yowled as the door hit me on the head.
"STOP DOING THAT HIKARU!" I hissed, glaring up at my brother.
Hunny ran up to us, "Aw wow! Hika-Chan! You gotta talking cat!"
I huffed.
"Um… Yeah…" Hikaru said.
Hunny peered around us, "Where's Kao-Chan?"
"I'm here." I said bluntly.
Hunny looked at me with wide-eyes, "Kao-Chan? Why are you a cat?"
I rolled my eyes, "I have no idea."
Mori walked over to me and patted my head.
He knelt down to my eye-level and looked me in the eyes, "…Curse…"
"Hm? What?" I mewed.
"You have a curse." He said.
I 'raised an eyebrow', "Wha do you mean? Like, did someone put one on me or something?"
He nodded, "Yeah."
I wriggled out of Hikaru hands and landed on the floor.
"Who did it?"
Mori shrugged.
Tamaki burst through the doors.
"Dear Host Club! Hello!" He smiled.
Then his eyes landed on me.
"Aw! A cat! Who's is he?"
Hikaru smirked, "Mine."
I rounded on him, "Hey! I'm no-one's!"
Tamaki squeaked, "A talking cat!"
"It's Kaoru, idiot." I licked my paw and drew it over my ear.
Tamaki's eyes lit up, "Kaoru! A cat! That's amazing!"
He scooped me up, much to my protest.
I hissed and tried pushing out of his grasp, but he had a surprising iron grip.
"We can make you look pretty!" Tamaki whisked me into the changing room and grabbed a pink ribbon.
My eyes widened, "There is no way you're making me wear that!"
He smiled and started trying it around my neck.
I thrashed about, clawing at everything I saw, including my own tail.
Finally he managed to get the ribbon around my flame-coloured neck.
I fumed.
Then he put me on the ground.
I scratched at the ribbon, but it was too silky and my claws just slid across it.
I glared at the ground as Tamaki dragged me out back into the Music Room.
Hikaru burst out laughing when he saw the ribbon.
I ground my teeth, "Shut. Up… Ever tried to stop Tono when you're a foot tall?"
My twin smirked and picked me up, "Hello kitten. Ready to be a lady magnet?"
I rolled my eyes, "Whatever. As long as this is over soon."
The girls filed into the room, and as soon as they saw my orange fur and amber eyes, they started squealing.
"Aw! He's so cute!"
"When did you get him?!"
"I love his pink ribbon!"
I yawned and all the ladies 'kyaa'-ed.
My eyes started drooping and before I knew it, I was asleep.
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