I totally forgot I had this file.
Also CLASSES START TOMORROW.
If you don't hear from me in a few weeks you can assume my brain imploded during my Individual Income Tax class.
I do not own Naruto I hope that I will eventually get around to discussing the peanut butter incident, because I actually do have an idea centered around it.
Somewhere in Konoha, Kakashi had a chill travel down his spine. He wasn't sure what specifically had caused it, but he hoped it didn't have anything to do with whatever mission Gai was taking. It was bad enough he was currently the one responsible for making sure Lee didn't break to many public ordinances as he tried to show his affection for Tenten. He did not want a repeat of the peanut-butter incident.
Gai sensei flipped gracefully through the air and landed on a nearby tree. The giant silkworm shook off his latest attack and turned to face the green beast. It growled rather menacingly before charging.
"Have no fear!" the shinobi said to no one in particular, since the area had been evacuated hours prior. "This foul beast is no match for the flame of youth!"
He jumped just in time to avoid the attack and landed on the worm's head. It roared in frustration, rearing up to try and knock him off. Gai, however, was prepared for such a tactic and had sat down, gripping with his thighs. (A/N: If that wasn't just a creepy thing to have to type) He then proceeded to ride the silkworm like a bucking bronco.
"Yeehaw!" Gai sensei called, waving around a cowboy hat which he had produced using his Ninjutsu (magic). The worm clearly didn't appreciate this, so it bucked one final time. Unfortunately, with his weights on Gai sensei was too heavy and so unbalanced the creature, causing it to fall back, landing on top of the eccentric shinobi. It struggled to right itself for a few moments before finally managing to roll over. The second it was back on its feet it headed for the forest, leaving Gai buried in the ground to his waist. Upside down.
It only took him a few seconds of flailing his legs in order to remove himself and chase after his 'worthy adversary.'