HIHI THIS IS NUDGE

by thenomnomkitty

Nudge... hacked... me. Weirdness. Mentioned in my other story for MR, 'ncase you were wondering. K plus because why would someone under the age of nine read MR?

Hihi this is Nudge, you know, like from the Maximum Ride books? (Why did Max get her name on the series? What about us?)

I hacked this account. Like a winged boss.

Apparently this person writes about my Flock and our adventures... So do a lot of people, actually. I never knew our lives could be so popular. I mean, we're just... us. Well, not really, but sort of.

How did she know what we were doing? I mean, it's creepy, because this chick is like, Canadian. We're in Arizona. Well, usually, but you get it, right? No? Well, whatevs.

Ohmigawd what is up with all these pairings? It's soooooo weird. Who paired Fang with Iggy? (Well at least Fang and Dylan doesn't exist... hope I don't start something horrible...)

You know what else is weird? Penguins. They have wings, and they don't fly. They swim! It would suck to be a human-penguin hybrid don't you think? The wings would be redundant.

So... yeah. I hacked fanfiction, just to prove I could do it.