Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the series Yugioh; hopefully he will share the wealth but if not oh well. Suing me will get you next to nothing, unless you really want an old pizza crust and half-drank coke can. Almost forgot "Speech", 'Thoughts'.
The Love of a Pharaoh
In a dark corner of the Shadow Realm lurks a place where monsters of the highest order tread. A meeting has been called to discuss the situation of the Pharaoh and how to resolve his current dilemma. Present at this meeting are Dark Magician Girl (DMG), the Gemini Elf's (GE), Volt Girl (VG), The Harpy Sister's (HS), and Chaos Soldier Girl (CSG). They are all here for the welfare of their supreme lord and ruler, The Pharaoh, who resides in the body of Yugi Motou.
DMG: Okay I call this meeting to order, is everyone here?
All: Yes
DMG: Good, now the reason I called you all here is to discuss our Pharaoh's current love life.
GE: What? You called us here for that? Why is it any of our concern if the Pharaoh weds one or many wives?
DMG: That is the point, currently our lord is single and it seems it will stay this way for a long time.
VG: Oh no, that cannot be. My poor Pharaoh, I must give him love, love.
ALL: (Sweat dropping profusely)
HS: Ah yes a most dire state indeed, maybe we should visit him my sister's. How does that sound?
CSG: Now hold on one minute, who even said our lord wants us to interfere? You ladies stay right where you are. I will calmly propose our idea to the Pharaoh himself.
ALL: Riggggghhhhttttt
DMG: This is why I called this meeting to discuss who will go and who will stay. Each of us will give reasons for each of us to go. Whoever seems the most concise and direct will visit our slumbering lord.
CSG: Ya, I wonder who that would be? (Glaring daggers at DMG). No I say a test of our fighting capabilities will mark the true champion.
GE: No, we say a more artistic view would be better. Perhaps a paintings contest? Or a musical performance?
VG: Sounds good to me, hopefully you all can keep up with me. (Bangs drums by her side with enthusiasm)
HS: No, that will prove nothing; perhaps a little persuasion is appropriate for our lord? Maybe show him some things we have learned in our time, eh sisters? Ho, ho, ho.
DMG: Enough, since none of us can choose what is the most accurate method to choose a spokeswoman; and some need to get their heads examine (glaring at the Harpy Sister's). We will instead conduct a drawing to see who goes to see our fair lord. Each of us will pick a straw from between my hands, whoever picks the shortest straw will go and see the Pharaoh.
ALL: Agreed
DMG: Volt Girl you choose first, we will go in reverse alphabetical order. Thus last to draw will be you Chaos Soldier Girl.
The drawing takes place with a few cries and a tumultuous shout from the Harpy Sister's on their great fortune. "We will be departing immediately, come sister's let us welcome the Pharaoh properly." Giggling like a bunch of high school girls the sister's flew past the disappointed group of women, while Dark Magician Girl was busy contemplating on the events that had unfolded. 'What just happened here? I know I rigged it so I would win, then why did they win? Damn the irony is too thick to take. What the fuck happened?' The other women of the meeting were equally as frustrated but none voiced their concerns; the meeting was adjourned and promised to be held once more when the sister's returned.
(Tokyo, Japan 2:00 a.m.)
In the dead of night a bright light engulfs a region of Japan, centered in a small room atop a game shop. A surge of power is felt by the spirit lying dormant in the body of a 15 year old boy. 'What power! Who dares to harm my host? I must investigate this further.'
The spirit of the millennium puzzle takes control of young Yugi Motou's body. Scanning the room he currently resides in Yami, (The Spirit), finds nothing amiss but an open window and a stiff breeze. 'Must have been a fluke; but I did sense a presence not of this world. Strange?'
Unbeknownst to the resident spirit, a trio of trouble would soon disrupt the calm of the morn. Quickly encircling the apprehensive Pharaoh, the Harpy Sister's pounced as one. "Wha…." Muffled by three hands Yami could not break from the gentle, yet firm embrace of the sisters. "Shhh…oh Pharaoh we are not here to harm either you or your host. But come as messengers from the Shadow Realm."
Quietly as one the 3 sisters released the Pharaoh and kowtowed before their lord and master. "Wha…oh it is only you, but why do you come here? Is there trouble in the Shadow Realm?"
"Oh no, no mighty Pharaoh it is not that dire of news. Though the news concerns you it is not of worldwide urgency. We come here to speak with you about your current marital status, and ask why you have not yet taken a bride?" spoke the youngest of the sisters, the one with the flowing emerald hair.
"Oh, well I have had much business to attend to and not yet found a suitable woman. I have found that the 21st century is wrought with danger for my aibou (host), there have been many instances where I believed both I and my aibou were through."
"We understand your trials and tribulations lord, but we must insist that you find a suitable wife soon. It would not be wise to again leave this world without first bearing a worthy successor. Though if you cannot find a suitable spouse, perhaps you would find it more convenient for us to be your spouses?" blushed the eldest of the sisters, her violet tresses outshone the sun.
"Yes, yes a suitable wife, but it is…What did you just say? You all wish to become my wives? Umm…this is a most unusual development; maybe it would be better if we conversed at a later hour? Yes, a later hour is looking more and more beneficial."
"If that is what you wish lord, but before we go I would like to further our case a bit."
"As would I."
"Me as well."
With that said all three advanced on our beloved Pharaoh to persuade him about their proposal. And throughout the night there was no rest in the home of Yugi Motou.
(Back in the Shadow Realm)
'Where the hell are they? They should have been back by now. Hopefully they did not harm my Pharaoh in any way, because if they did the heavens themselves could not save them from my wrath.' The glum and frustrated Dark Magician Girl was contemplating ways to induce torture but make it last for hours on end. 'I wonder how long before a person goes unconscious from the loss of blood?' Delving further into the mind of DMG would only result in more and more gruesome scenes of harpy limbs and intestines.
A sound alerted the troubled magician to another presence next to her, "Hello, and how are we today magician?" Turning to the sound of the voice DMG finds Chaos Soldier Girl smirking at her, "What do I owe the displeasure of your little visit soldier? Ignoring the snide remark CSG continues on as if she did not hear DMG at all, "Is the little magician worried about our supreme lord and master?"
"Enough, I am tired of your ill-mannered jokes and snide remarks. Do you wish to do battle soldier?"
"So be it, I will commence to trounce the stuffing out of you. Prepare yourself."
Drawing their respective weapons the women charged each other to engage the long awaited battle between soldier and magician. Too bad that the Harpy Sister's took that chance to return from their little excursion, "What's happening girlfriends? What's with the all the tension in the air? You guys arguing again?"
Totally surprised by the sudden appearance of the sister's both soldier and magician could not stop their charge in time. Thus an event that most men dream of occurred a total dog pile of beautiful women with the Harpy Sister's on the top and CSG on the very bottom. "Mhmmp….."
"What did she say?"
"I think it was along the lines of get off me you fat bastards."
"Oh haha, come on girls everyone off. I think both her and Dark Magician Girl are awfully cramped haha.
Extracting themselves from a messy pile the girls then dusted off and both DMG and CSG set their sights on the scantily clad sisters. "And where have you guys been? I mean you were gone for at least 8 hours. I know is did not take 8 hrs for you guys to give my pharaoh his message."
"Your pharaoh, when did he suddenly become yours? You magician have to learn that just because you want something that does not make it yours." sneered CSG.
"Alright, alright our pharaoh, so where have you ladies been? And what have you been doing?"
"Well we were kind of trying to persuade him to the proposal. It worked out rather nicely if I do say so myself." stated the eldest harpy.
"What did you do? You didn't do anything to him did you? Please oh Ra, tell me you did not do anything to the pharaoh."
"Calm down, I am sure that they are just joking. Right, harpy?" questioned CSG.
"No, we are not, we did try to persuade the Pharaoh but it is not the way you guys are talking about. Man, you guys have sick minds you know that?" snickered the youngest harpy.
"Enough with your games and riddles out with it, did you or did you not give the message to the Pharaoh? Hopefully you did something worthwhile in the 8 hrs you spent in our lord's realm?"
"Ya, ya we got it all figured out, but he had to do some thinking so we just played cards with him till dawn. We always knew that he loved card games, (There is no need for them to know what else we discussed with the Pharaoh. In this game less is much better, hahaha.)" spoke the mischievous middle harpy.
"Fine, so at least he is thinking over the proposal. What else can we do but wait?" questioned a frustrated DMG. 'That doesn't mean I can't visit him beforehand, maybe I can "persuade" him as well.'
(Back in the world of out hero)
'What to do? I mean I want a companion but to obtain company by the use of cards is that right?' Yami was facing a most arduous decision, what is considered right and wrong? 'Man, I don't need this kind of problem right now. I just finished Pegasus's tournament and got back Yugi's grandpa; I am beat.'
Taking out his frustrations out on his pillow Yami soon noticed the large amount of floating feathers. 'Opps, guess I don't know my own strength. Better get this stuff back to normal before Grandpa check's up on Yugi.'
Thus, the once great pharaoh of Egypt came to his present situation. Covered in feathers and trenched with sweat from all his previous exertions. 'At least the sister's were nice enough to play a game of cards with me. But did they really have to make it strip poker, I mean by the time we were done playing they had next to no clothing on their bodies. It can't be a coincidence that they always folded their hand, oh well what can you do? Damn I got to get these feathers off me, Yugi needs to go to school soon.'
What our good pharaoh did not know was that school was the least of his worries. A force of great darkness is approaching, the depth of its evil knows no bounds. The evil will consume all who dare stand in its way, and that evil is called Malik Ishtar.
Author's Notes: So how was it? Good, bad, or in between? Anyways that is the first chapter, should come out with more very soon so see you then. Also don't forget to R & R. Peace, I'm out.