"John I'm bored," Sherlock cried from his room, taking his walkin hands out of his slippers. It was a wet and rainy day in England, but that had nothing to do with the story.
"Well you know Sherlock you can always take out the trash." John was drinking tea and watching tv like he usually did. He was so useless at times. The trash was overloading the house! Trash was everywhere!
And Miss what's her face was dead so should couldn't clean up after that messy boy Sherlock
"UGHHH" Sherlock groaned and went to clean the trash but
He didn't know how
He tried to stuff it in the bathroom but it didn't work
John had to show him how to place it in the rubbish bin and take it to the street
"Bored," Sherlock moaned as they cleaned up the nasty smelly apartment
"Have tea with me I'm having a tea party" John pulled him to the little kiddy table that appared in their living room and poured a steaming hot cuppa
"Where did all these bears come from" Sherlock threw the bears against the wall. He was feeling cornered by their beady black lookin balls
"Shut up and drink your tea!" John yelled, taking a manly sip from his very unmanly teacup
"I don't like this." Sherlock pulled John to the bedroom and they had sex
"I like this"
THE END