The Art of Technology
Characters/Pairings: Various
Rating: T
Summary: Los Noches and Soul Society are introduced to the wonders of the laptop. Let the chaos begin.
Disclaimer: I totally don't own Bleach.
Coyoto Starrk: He fiddles around with the cursor a moment before face-planting in the keyboard and falling asleep.
Lillinette Gingerback: She gets pissed off when she keeps losing Solitaire.
Barragan Luisenbarn: "I AM THE KING OF HUECO MUNDO! HEAR ME, INFERNAL LAPTOP, AND DO MY BIDDING!" The laptop hummed, still. Barragan picked it up and threw it into the wall, where it shattered into bits.
Tia Harribel: She looks at it for a few moments before walking off and letting her Fracciónes fight over it.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: "I don't see the point of this useless contraption."
Nnoitora Jiruga: Nnoitora tinkered with the buttons, pressing all the keys and trying to get the porn to come up. When he couldn't get the "internet" to work, he picked the laptop up and began slamming it into the ground.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" he bellowed, ramming it into the floor a couple more times and watching with delight as parts unhinged and the keys went flying all over the place.
He continued with this carnage for several more minutes.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Grimmjow blinked as the computer hummed to life and punched the screen in, thinking it was preparing for a lethal attack.
Zommari Leroux: "Accept my Amour!"
Szayel Aporro Grantz: Szayel never used the laptop. Instead, he spent hours taking it apart to see how it was configured.
Aaroniero Arruruerie: Aaroniero stayed up for hours at a time watching tentacle hentai.
Yammy Rialgo: He picks his nose and looks at it for awhile before walking off, bored.