And then they rushed into the base. Peppermint Fizz roundhouse kicked a mook and then punched one with her glock. It exploded and she held up her middle finger to the explosion. then Peppermint used her holy holy magics and summoned a giant bloody cross scythe that glowed black. She sliced everyone but it was okay because She dodged Courtney. Blood spurted and went on everything, making a star of david one the walls. A rock bounced off Alejandro Burromuerto as he entered, LOOKING FUCKING PISSED.
"How dare you! I will kill you!" he shouted and took out a flamethrower (A/N geddit?)
The fight was epic. Things burned black. Pit and Dark Pit got distracted and started kissing in the corner and doing "things" but then one fell asleep.
Crash shrieked at Alejandro, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!"
And then he looked and Crash knocked him out cold.
The End