A/N: Yaaaay. My first fanfic. For future reference, sorry if the characters are out of character.

Disclaimer: I do not Own Gintama, or Class 3-Z, Ginpachi sensei!

Chapter 1:
Oh no! Not another Fan fic

Jump. Chocolate Parfait. Sweets. Alcohol. Women. And of course Money. Lots and lots of money. All these things surrounded a handsome Gintoki Sakata with silky straight hair. Normally, Gintoki will be happy under these conditions, but instead, Gin looked... impassive? uninterested? Apathetic?

"Oi..." Gin sighed. "This is a dream isn't it? It has to be a dream... Yes... A dream the Director put in to make me suffer." Gin let out another sigh. "Aren't this things supposed to happen to Hasegawa and not me?" Gin's eyes moved slightly to the left, noticing a Jump cover. The cover had a smiling blonde kid with scratch marks that looked like whiskers. He was wearing an Orange Jumpsuit and had a headband with a leaf sign on it. "...Dattebayo...Oi Director! Cut to the next scene. This dream is making me feel--"

Gin opened his eyes and realized he was back to reality. "Oi... did the Director cut me off?...What kind of bast--Wait a minute..." Gin shot up from his futon and looked around his surroundings. "No... It can't be...hehehe... I must be drunk.. Yes...That's it... My drunkenness explains everything."

"GIIIIIIN-CHAAAAAAN!!" A loud familiar voice yelled. The door connecting Gin's room with the living room immediately broke down as a crying "China-girl" came bursting into his room. Kagura trying to wipe her tears with one hand and carrying Shinpachi in the other walked closer to Gin. "GIN-CHAN! IT'S HORRIBLE!! WE... WE... ARE IN A FA--"

"Ah hah hah hah. This is a dream isn't it?" Gin interupted. He would not let Kagura finish that sentence.

"Gin-san... you just woke up from a dream. As harsh as it gets... this is reality." Shinpachi answered.

"No. No. That was a dream-within-a-dream. This is the actual Dream. The one I had before was just something to make this dream more realistic. But this is definitely a dream. There's no way that THAT is real. Nope."

"YOU BASTARDS!! LISSEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKIN'!!" Kagura yelled while hitting both Gin and Shinpachi in the face, instantly making both of them cough up blood. "There's no doubt about it... This is a fan... A FANFIC!!"

All three faces of the Yorozuya members paled. "Are they allowed to do this?... Can't they get sued for copyright infringement Smingement? If we complain to the Director.. maybe--" Gin began with a bit of hope left in his heart.

"No... If we file a complaint... We can get sued... since we copy different animes. And even if we weren't that type of show, since the fanfic isn't made for profit, this fanfic is legal. Meaning we have to..."

"Damn it..." The three chorused together while sighing. "It's going to be a long long day?...week?...story. Let's just get this over with..." Gin said.

"Hai... A long long story," the other 2 Yorozuya members replied.

Class 3-Z, Ginpachi sensei!

Gin, standing in front of his "students", held out a flash card. Behind him were the words "Sakata Ginpachi. Question's center", which were written clearly in the chalkboard. "Uh... the name is Mr. Carol Ona. 'Those with a Silver Perm aren't true samurai. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku. Commit Seppuku.'..." Gin Paused for a moment. "Oi what the hell is this? THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOD DAMNED QUESTION!"

And this Concludes the first segment of: Ginpach-Sensei!

A/N: FIRST CHAPTER DONE! WOOOO! So guys how was it? Please review or flame. I accept harsh criticism and normal compliments and what not. Anyways, aside from that, Some of you may have noticed that I tried to make this fanfic like the original Gintama. There was a small parody of Naruto and hopefully, the other chapters will have more parody's. Since i'm horrible at puns, don't expect much of those (probably wont be any)