Note: I wrote this when I was about 8 years old, and only because the last time I posted this, people thought it was hilarious.
Disclamer: I do not own Pikachu, MissingNo and the Pokeball.
Yo I'm Pikachu. I am a DJ. Every Saturday at midnight when everyone is asleep except a few people, I leave my Pokéball to go to the nightclub called Night-time Mew to be the awesome DJ .On Sunday, I sneak away from my owner Lilly so I can drink two glasses of beer and play pool for 2 hours, because I am the champion. When I get home, Sakura smacks me on the bottom for sneaking to the café called the Beer Ducks and makes me clean up the WHOLE house & the bad part is that we live in a mansion that's very, VERY big. When I'm finished I loose half of my pocket money, which is bad, because I am saving up for the new, game called "Robin the Boy Scout Slayer". On Mondays, I have to go with Lilly to do the shopping at the Mega Store. I always admire the electronics section because I like seeing the new video games. When we get home I cause some mischief like putting fake dung in Lilly's shoes, but the fun stops when Lilly finds out, she sticks me in the laundry and hides the keys in the bucket under the sink, but I found where she hid it, so I can go to the café without Lilly notating and drink 4 glasses of beer BEFORE she does the laundry. When I get home I sit in the laundry like nothing has happened as she does the laundry, she picks me up and said, "You are a good Pikachu" and puts me besides my Pokéball. She picks the Pokéball up and throws it at me and the Pokéball catches me. On Tuesday The Arcade store is open so I can play all sorts of games and go to the café and drink ONE glass of beer, because that the day when Lilly uses the beer machine (to see how many beers I'm drinking) The beer machine said " SEVEN BEERS" and
Lilly smacks 17 times on the butt. I screamed "Ouch!!!!!!!!" And Lilly sends me to my room for the night. On Wednesday I went to drink 13 beers at the café so that Lilly's friend Dan is coming over & he is very allergic to BEER!!! So I go back home and to see Lilly faint because of my beer, so when I go up to him just to say "hi" and he faints on the very soft sofa. Sakura gets the beer machine out and it explodes because of my friend MissingNo; He had super glitched it so darn much that it malfunctions so when Lilly pushes the 'on' button it explodes in a cloud of smoke so she got very angry and tried to catch me but she slips on a fresh piece of dog poo and landed face first on the kitty litter where there was 15 piece of kitty poo and she got a piece in her mouth! When all of the random stuff happened, I scamped to the door and closed the door quietly, before running of to get another 2 beers again.