Ash's First Badge
Once upon a time, in the sleepy little town of Veridian City, there was a party. Not just any party, mind you. This was the crunkinest, most off the hook party that ever was. You see, Ash had just received his first Gym badge, and his two best friends in the whole world, Brock and Misty, had taken him to celebrate at the finest strip club that Veridian City had to offer: The Budonkadonk Pit.
"Golly, Brock, should we really be here?" Ash asked as the ample-bebuttocksed dancer on his table ground her thighs into his crotch, "What if Misty found out?"
"Dude, Ash, relax. Misty's up there pole dancing!" Brock replied as he slammed down another Schlitz.
Indeed, Misty was up on stage, teaching things to the strippers that even they hadn't seen before.
Ash's head was swimming from the half cosmopolitan he had about an hour ago. Seeing Misty up there on stage had caused a reaction in him that he had never felt before. His heart began to beat faster, his face became flush, and his pants became tighter.
Oblivious to him, Misty's dancing had awoken a similar reaction in her prize Pokemon, Staryu. Geodude's keen sense of smell had picked up the copious amount of pokemon sex pheromones that Staryu had produced, and proceeded to court her as all Pokemon dude.
He whipped out his rock-hard member and proceeded to gently slap her on the face with it. Staryu cooed, and presented herself to Geodude, who began to pound the living shit out of her in front of everyone. It was awesome.
This display was too much for the innocent Ash. Seized with lust, he lunged towards Brock in a drunken haze. "Misty, you're sho byutuful!" He said as he cupped Brock's rock-hard pecs, mistaking him for Misty.
"Whoah, Ash! Take it easy! I'm not Misty! Groff ufnn gruggh," was all Brock could say before Ash shoved his throbbing member into Brock's mouth.
Despite the fact that Brock was easily twice Ash's size, he could not escape the lusty advances of his friend who was mercilessly raping his mouth. Ash's head was swimming in a drunken haze as he humped away, and felt a strange lump in his throat.
His mouth started salivating, and a strange metallic taste filled his mouth. He realized all too late that he was about to throw up. A rainbow of Cosmopolitan and skittles flew all over Brock, Misty, Staryu, Geodude, and Pikachu (who was jacking off in the corner).
The entire club fell silent. In a surreal moment, everyone there turned around, pointed, and said:
"PARTY FOUL!"
They all laughed, and laughed, and laughed.