..and now, the Taka-tantei Magic Association proudly presents:

A Mythical Halloween


6:00 pm:

"and why the hell am I going with you?!?" a purple haired boy grumbled as he made his away across spooky lighted streets.

Another boy ,who was skipping down the sidewalk, turned to his partner, brown hair framing his grinning face, "Heimdall, lighten up, It's Halloween!"

Heimdall scowled deeply, "Yeah, so what?"

Loki sighed, "Heimu-kun, do you even know what Halloween is about?"

"Yeah," the watchman replied, "It's where stupid people decorate their stupid houses and scare stupid kids..."

Loki shook his head in despair, "You're hopeless Heim...oh, look! That house! That house!"

The child detective (who certainly has a weakness for sweets) grabbed Heimdall by the hood of his mage costume and dragged him over to a creepy looking house.

"Trick or Treat!" Loki cried, putting on his cutest and sweetest smile.

"Oh how adorable!" A tall blonde-haired lady reached into the basket she was holding and pulled out two enormous candy bars. Turning to Heimdall she asked, "and what are you supposed to be sweetie?"

Heimdall, taken aback, mumbled, "...wizard..."

The lady dropped the candy bars into the bags the two gods were holding and gave each a swift kiss on the cheek.

"Happy Halloween!" she called as Loki dragged the stunned watchman across the street to yet another housing.

"Wow, that lady was awesome!" Loki sang. (terribly of course)

Heimdall pulled his arm from Loki's grasp and rubbed at his cheek furiously snarling, "Loki, you've already got a wife, leave her alone."

Loki shot a half-glare, half-smirk in Heimdall's direction, "too bad you can't find one...sweetie."

Loki spent the next few minutes sprinting away from an enraged purple-haired boy.


8:00 pm:

"MASTER LOKI! NOOOO!" Yamino fell onto the office rug sobbing, "WHY? WHY?"

Heimdall could see why Yamino was so upset. Loki was using a hiking backpack to carry his night's earnings.

"One of the best things about being trapped in this body!"Loki laughed referring to his round boyish face and rather smallish figure. Loki's smile vanished almost instantly as he heard a loud sing-song voice.

"LOOOOOKI- KUUUUN!"

Simultaneously, a pink-haired girl and a brown-haired boy came crashing through Loki's office door carrying equally large sized-bags.

"Narukami?!?" Loki gasped astonished, "YOU went trick-or treating?"

"Yup, with Mayura!" Narugami laughed, "Don't you know how much food this stuff will sell for?!?"

Loki sweat-dropped and sighed, "Why do I bother asking?"

Heimdall, who had been quiet for some time now, (partly cause he was actually eating his candy) spoke up, "You know what would make this Halloween most memorable?"

All three gods grinned.


The Norns looked up in alarm as they heard the sound of Odin screaming in rage.

They rushed over to Urd's crystal globe to see Odin's eye in flames.

"Odin?!? What's wrong?!? Why are you so mad?!?" Skuld shrieked.

Odin yelled, "LOKI T.P'd MY HOUSE!!!!"


Author's Note: For those of you who don't know, T.P'd means the act of toilet papering someone's building/house.

Hoped you enjoyed this crappy drabble I put together in like 5 minutes! Oh yes, and TRICK OR TREAT!

(you don't have to give my candy, but a review would be nice.)