Bear walk around. He sniff. He sniff again. He sneeze. Bear take out handkerchief and blow he nose. Then sniff again. He smell sandwich and fruit. He look around. He walk over to house and look in window. He see Legolas kissy Gimli. Bear say ew and threw a spear that happened to be there through Legolas head. Legolas die and Gimli magically teleport back to he home. Bear shrug and continue search for food. He take out compass and look at it. He point to "N" and say it mean food so he walk to house it point to. He look in window and see sandwich on table. He say hawt and that he compass have mad skillz. He get door unlock and walk in. Bear go to sink and wash hand then walk to table. Bear cut it into triangle and put napkin on lap. He then eat it and drink tear with sandwich. Bear then eat apple and burp. He say excuse him. Bear look around. It see PS2 and walk over. He play Tales of the Abyss. He then say he need nap so he go to sofa in other room where Elf sit. Bear kick Elf in the face and lay on it. Bear then sleep.
The End.