Invader Zim Interns
As the almighty tallest floated down on a hovering disk over a stadium of Irken the crowed cheered and chanted tallest tallest tallest and when the disk landed they announced that the time has come to let 10 lucky invaders in training be started in a intern planet. Purple tallest then explained that when the invaders get to a certain point they need live exercise on a enemy planet that already has a fully trained invader on it to teach them the way to an successful takeover. The first invader the tallest assigned was invader Blorsh followed by invader smirch finally they got to the end of the list and as they were assigning invader spoonge his planet word come in that invader spleen had conquered it. When it was announced the tallest tried to stall then started looking back and forth at each other and then said to invader spoonge well better luck next time… see ya hope you survive next year. Invader Spoonge's life work all came crumbling down in front of him and he looked at the tallest and pleaded for anything he didn't care he just wanted to become an invader. At that time the tallest decided if he really wanted it they would assign him to Zim but the thing that the tallest didn't know about spoonge is that he was the only invader who didn't know about Zim and his shit assignment. Spoonge excitedly agreed and was off to Earth. Unlike full invaders trainees do not get sir unites or Gir unites they get dick a destructive informative crushing killer for self defense on the planet only as spoonge was reading the information and how to operate your dick book Zim was also eagerly awaiting the arrival of his new trainee. When Zim was a trainee, he was assigned to an invader that thought that trainees were only good for getting you a soda but Zim was determined to teach spoonge all that he knew so he could become a great invader like himself. As Spoonge was reading his dick manual, his dick was also doing a lot of work it was observing the planet and gathering Intel on what kind of species they will be encountering on Earth based on the messages Zim sends to the tallest. The ship made it to earth and as it rotated around the earth finding Zim's base the ship was collecting data and the ship landed inside the base Zim greeted spoonge and welcomed him to the mission and laid out the ground rules and updated him on recent events. As Zim was telling these things to him he could not help be stare at his dick spoonge immediately notice and explained that it is an upgraded model of a clit, clashing, laze activated, intelligent, tremor, Zim immediately knew what he was talking about because back when he was an intern he had a clit. Zim looked at spoonge and said finally those clits were weird and were so dam hairy you could not really do anything with them. As they walked away Zim said its about time the tallest start letting others benefit from my many accomplishments
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