A/N- This is just a little thing I came up with while working on my other fanfic (which I will be updating soon!), so Enjoy!

Dsclaimer: Sorry people, I don't own Bleach :(

The Secret Life of Soul Reapers

Wednesday

Toshiro Hitsugaya POV

Okay, before I say anything else, let's get something straight:

I'm only doing this because Head Captain Yamamoto thinks that "everyone is too stressed out lately" and that writing in a journal would "help us wind down a bit". I'm not always stressed out! I mean, sure my Lieutenant is lazy and I'm always busy doing something and that my secret crush is obsessed with her Captain and I never get a chance to talk to her because that good- for -nothing Captain Aizen is always giving her orders whenever he finds out that we were talking to each other and... okay, I'll admit that I'm a little stressed at times.

So how was my day? Well, Rangiku was at it again, drinking before doing anything else. I mean, come on! She's a lazy alcoholic who does NOTHING but drink and party. Just the other day, I caught her and Captain Ichimaru... uhhh...never mind, it's too gross to even write about! Rangiku and Ichimaru...(shudders).

But since this is a journal, I guess I should tell you how it happened anyway, so here we go:

As I was laying on my bed and snuggling with my teddy bear Macho (Yes, I still sleep with a teddy bear, but who cares? Captain Soi Fon still sleeps with a stuffed cat!), I heard Rangiku laughing in the office. Me being the Captain, I went to go see why the hell she was laughing so loud. So there I was, walking through the hallway to the office in my pajamas with a worn- out bear in my hand in front of the whole squad, who was also wondering why Rangiku was being so loud. When I peeked through the door, I saw Captain Ichimaru on top of Rangiku, both only covered by a blanket. As I scanned the room I noticed something else... their clothes were scattered everywhere. I was still pretty much half- asleep when I noticed them but a second later I realized what they were doing. There were doing IT.

Now me being the teenager that I am, I acted on instinct. Quickly, I slammed the door, covered my eyes, and yelled "OH MY GOD!!" at the images that were playing over and over in my mind.

Apparently they heard me... and so did the whole Soul Society.

The first ones to show up after I freaked out were Momo and Captain Aizen. I stood behind the door and listened for a few more seconds as all the other officers showed up and as soon as I heard Captain Yamamoto speak, I ran back to my room, slammed the door, went into my bathroom and puked my guts out. I'll admit that that was the most DISGUSTING thing I have ever seen in my LIFE.

As I made my way back to my bed, someone knocked at my door.

"Toshiro? Are you okay?"

I recognized Momo's sweet voice almost instantly. I quickly made my way to the door and opened it to see Momo in her pajamas smiling sweetly with her hands behind her back..

"I'm sorry that you had to see that," she said.

"See what, Momo?"

"You know...Lieutenant Matsumoto and Captain Ichimaru."

"Oh," I said, trying not to puke in front of Momo. "So anyway, why are you here?"

I was starting to hope that she would hug me saying "Everything's gonna be all right, Lil' Shiro" or something comforting like that, but instead, she took her hands from behind her back and she showed me what she had.

"You dropped Macho in the hallway."

And she didn't hug me. Damn.

So anyway, after that little incident, Captain Yamamoto called a short Captains meeting today. He said that he realized that Rangiku and Ichimaru had safe sex because they were stressed (I could've sworn that they were drunk), and that we need to do something to relieve our stress. After the meeting, he made me stay with him and Captain Ukitake, and they decided to give me and Yachiru the whole "sex isn't the solution to your problems" lecture (even though I already knew that).

Thus, Captain Yamamoto gave all the captains and lieutenants a notebook to use as a journal.

Well, I guess I should get going. My hand is starting to hurt. AND I'M STILL STRSSED!!

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Renji Abarai POV

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

It's hard to believe that I of all people is actually writing a stupid journal entry... but Captain Kuchiki gave me the whole "it's Captain Yamamoto's orders, so I have to follow, blah, blah, blah, insert pointless rambling here" speech, so I have to or else I won't hear the end of it.

Anyway, so last night after the whole "Captain Ichimaru having safe sex with Lieutenant Matsumoto" incident (Which was DISGUSTING by the way), my Captain and I decided to join the other officers for a quick drink. Since we were already up, we thought we should do something productive.

So we ordered some sake and just talked like normal people. Captain Zaraki and Captain Kurostuchi were betting on how long Captain Hitsugaya would have nightmares about what he saw. Izuru bet that he would never have sex, even if he gets married. All that Captain Hitsugaya talk made Momo upset, so Aizen quickly changed the subject.

Turns out that the sake went to everyone's head.

After about three jars, everyone started to get really loud and obnoxious. Every other word coming from Captain Yamamoto were hiccups, Captain Ukitake and Captain Kyoraku fell asleep on each other, and Captain Kurostuchi started to sing (Let's just say that he's...well...REALLY BAD). Momo, Captain Aizen and I were pretty much the only sober ones there. While Kurostuchi was singing, the worst thing that could possibly happen happened... Captain Kuchiki started stripping.

That's when Captain Aizen stepped in.

He quickly turned out all the lights and waited for everyone else to calm down. As soon as it got quiet, he explained that if we don't want to end up like Captain Ichimaru and Rangiku, that we should go back to our quarters and get some sleep. Everyone drunkenly agreed.

I had to help Captain Kuchiki walk back, since he kept wobbling. But as soon as we got back, he went straight to bed. Turns out that it was freakin' DAWN when I finally fell asleep. Ugh.

Sometimes, I hate being a Soul Reaper...

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Momo Hinamori POV

Dear Diary,

Man, it feels good to say that! I always wanted to have my very own diary, but I've never had the time to start one... that is... until Head Captain ordered that we do! I got so excited when Captain Aizen handed me my notebook! It was pink with the symbol for Squad Five on it. So as soon as I returned to my quarters, I took a marker and wrote "Momo's Diary" on the cover. I also drew a heart around the Squad Five symbol.

Before I go to bed, I always walk to Squad Ten to say good night to Toshiro. Ever since the whole Captain Ichimaru and Lieutenant Matsumoto incident, he's been a little freaked to fall asleep. So when I got there today, he showed me his notebook. It was a very light blue with Squad Ten's symbol in the corner. All he wrote on the cover was "Captain Hitsugaya". Borrring. But then I noticed that right next to his squad's symbol, he wrote "For Toshiro's Eyes Only". Isn't that cute? So when he wasn't looking, I took a marker and drew a star next to it, to give it a youthful feeling.

So anyway, after I got done saying good night to Toshiro, I walked back to my quarters and put my pajamas on, and that's where I am now.

I know, this entry was pretty boring, but I promise they will get better!

Gotta Go!

Love, Momo

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Well, there you have it! Review if you like it!