Roy was confused. Why did water stay in a glass but disappear if you put it in a flower pot? They were basically the same thing… minus the flower part…. Yeah, can't forget the flower because the flowers know all... Was there someone stealing his water? Why steal water? What was the purpose? TO DRIVE HIM MAD OF COURSE!!
Meanwhile, in the Royal Court:
His Royal Hiney, I mean Highness, was playing a rousing game of Tennis in his Royal Bed Chamber which was actually a Tennis Court in the High School Gym with his Royal Man Servant. If you are not Beth, Serah, or Seara you wont understand this…. So why did I put it in here? BECAUSE IT WAS NEEDED AND YOU MUST LEARN!!
Ed sat in a chair in his kitchen and noticed a piece of paper come flying through the window at HIGH SPEED!! I'm talking 1,597,216,452,656,321,234,310,054,320 miles per hour and smacked him in the face with a football. "What was that?" Ed yelled clutching his foot because it hurt after being in the face by a football by a flying piece of paper. "I did!" said the paper dancing on a pineapple in the middle of the sea. "Read me!!"
Dear Harry,
YOU SUCK!
Love,
Voldie
P.S. Remember, Tea on Friday at 3, bring the twins.
"Who is this Harry?" Ed asked, because he was a noob and has never read a Harry Potter book, not knowing who the most amazing person in the entire series: THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT!! (I'm secretly The Dark Lord Voldemort, shhhhh, don't tell my Death Eaters that Ron Weasley is my new toy… he tastes of pineapple….)
Riza was working hard on the paperwork Roy didn't do because he was too busy crying over Snape's death in the seventh Harry Potter book because Snape was his idol and he liked to cosplay as him for Christmas and Easter to make all the girls giggle and pull out the mini skirts.
And so Ed and Roy became best friends and had a Best friend Ceremony, just like in the new Harvest Moon Game and had a baby named Ville after Ed's favorite band HIM's lead singer and they all lived Happily Ever After. Except for his Royal Hiney and His Royal Man Servant who were ran over by Voldemort and Fred Weasley as they drove the flying Ford Angela to Central State Bank for cookies and baked jam.
The End, Merry Halloween to you!!