Ok, this story is pretty much very random, and thought up with one of my friends~ We noticed how similar Prussia Russia and Hidan are and talked about it until we had all of it figured out and I just couldn't resist.

NOTE:We also give the Akatsuki members countries depending on how they act or speak or what we think would fit (and we thought of the countries before we discovered hetalia so when we DID discover hetalia there were alot of OMG WE WERE SO RIGHT and alot of OMG OOC FTW!! moments xD)

Of course this story has Hidan in it, so watch out for naughty language. Also Russia isn't in this one yet ): Sorry Ivan fangirls!!

Disclaimer:If I owned Hetalia wars would be huge yaoi orgys. And they're not so do the math. And if I owned Naruto Jashin would be the God of Yaoi and Hidan would thank him for plentiful butt smex filled dreams every night before dinner, but alas he does not.

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Kakuzu should have known better.

He should have known even considering it would be a massive headache. He shouldhave, but he didn't. Now however, there was no getting rid of it. Hidan had found brothers, and the world was going to have to deal with it.

It all started when he decided to visit his country of birth, Germany, and when he meant country, he probably should have mentioned to Hidan that he meant Ludwig's house. The poor bastard went on about german chocolate cake for hours, and Kakuzu decided to let him have his poor deluded fantasies. Needless to say when they arrived at Ludwig's house, Hidan went on one of his pissy fits. Whining seemingly endlessly about wanting chocolate, and giving anyone who brought him chocolate a "really fucking good fuck".

Ludwig appeared as if he wanted to tell Hidan to watch his language, but Kakuzu quietly assured him that would do nothing but enrage him more.

"He's French." He whispered simply in response to the questioning look he was given.

Ludwig nodded understandingly, and pointed to the clock on the wall that was now chirping out "Coo coo! Coo coo!" Kakuzu smirked under his mask and nodded back, which thankfully went unnoticed by Hidan.

A short five minutes later, the silver-haired man's ranting and childish whining was finally about to send both Germans over the edge, when Kakuzu came up with his then ingenious plan.

"Hidan, if you're so freakin' unhappy here, why don't you go upstairs and meet Ludwig's brother Gilbert?" He managed to snarl out through a forced smile that felt like it would break his teeth.

Said frenchman stopped midsentence and turned to glare at his partner.

"Why the fuck would I do that bitch?!"

"Gilbert has a stash of cake somewhere in his room." Ludwig offered looking as close to murder as Kakuzu.

Hidan's eyes widened slightly.

"BITCH'S BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME?!!" He yelled before stomping to the stairs and jumping up them three steps at a time.

Both germans breathed a sigh of relief, but it was short lived, as only a few seconds later they heard a loud bang upstairs and uncoherent shouting and cursing.

Ludwig smacked his forehead with his palm and Kakuzu rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on.

"Do you think they'll kill each other?" Ludwig asked after a few minutes of listening to the loud thumps and crashes and cursing coming from upstairs.

Kakuzu shook his head. "Unfortunately, Hidan can't die I've tried."

"I feel bad for you."

"Well it's not all bad I guess, he's a good money maker with his damn religion. I-"

"OI!!! LUDWIG, MASK GUY, LOOK AT THIS!!" Came Gilbert's voice from the stairway.

Both germans tensed greatly, and turned to see what Gilbert could possibly have to show them.

What they first noticed was Gilbert was shirtless, and covered in chocolate all over his torse and face, with a satisfied smirk on his smug face, and standing next to him, was Hidan, equally shirtless and covered in chocolate. Except Hidan had a good amount of chocolate above his lips, giving him the appearance of a heavy moustache.

Hidan grinned almost evily, and did a quick salute and military stance.

"HEIL HITLER!!!" He called out starting to march around the living room.

Ludwig hid his face in his hands with an annoyed groan, while Gilbert laughed his pale chocolate covered ass off.

"You heard him West!! Heil your illustrious leader!!" Gilbert mocked while saluting Hidan himself.

"KILL ALL THE FUCKING JEWS!!"

"Hidan stop it..."

"C'mon mask guy its hilarious!!"

"No it's not. Not one bit. Make him stop Gilbert."

"Why West? Aren't you happy to see dear Adolf after all these years?"

"MAYBE HE'S A JEW TOO!!!"

Kakuzu couldn't take it anymore. He pulled out a kunai and and tossed it straight at Hidan's face so quickly it was almost invisible, but at the last minute something unexpected happened that saved Hidan several painful stitches. Gilbert had..... glomped him.

The two lay on the floor, laughing almost maniacally and not to mention getting chocolate everywhere. Ludwig and Kakuzu could do nothing but stare in disbelief.

"Hey Kakuzu!! Isn't it great?! He's like a fuckin' mini-me!" Hidan yelled while patting Gilbert's head almost affectionately.

The country responded by swatting Hidan's hand away roughly before returning the gesture to him.

"Well if anything you're a mini-ME because I'm just pure fucking awesomeness~"

"Ahhh what the fuck ever we're both badass bitches~"

By now Ludwig and Kakuzu's mouths were on the floor as their silver haired bastards sat on the floor hugging each other quite happily and laughing strangely.

Their shock was finally broken by a knock at the door.

"Germany!! It's Austria, please open the door I need help bringing my piano in."

"Huh? Why did you bring your pia-"

"OI!! LOOK HIDAN IT'S MY BITCH!!" Gilbert yelled loudly while getting up and roughly pushing aside the curtain in front of the window and staring out at a very suprised Roderich. Hidan soon joined Gilbert at the window and put an arm over him while waving out at the stunned country.

"Hiiii honey~" He drawled out with a smirk.

Kakuzu could only imagine what was running through Roderich's mind as the silence insued, but only a few moments later he could hear Chopin being played rather hurriedly.

Gilbert burst out laughing.

"Awww that's his ANGRY music!!"

Hidan soon followed in obnoxious laughter.

"Just look at the look on his face!! It's too rich!!"

Apart from Gilbert and Hidan's laughing and Roderich's playing outside, everything was completely still and silent. Almost as if the world itself had a shiver at the mere thought of the hell that would soon unfold between the two foul mouthed, silver haired, childish, bratsy, self centered friends.

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OOC? I don't care it's funny xD

And yes!! I made Kakuzu german. Why? In my mind, Kakuzu is a busy homebody that cleans the kitchen all day or kills people epically for sneaking a snack before dinner. Germany sounding isn't it?

And Hidan is frenchy yes he is~ Why? You'll see!

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