We can explain. We were getting high off of incense. We don't own ffx, just the incense and the ice breakers.
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The peaches were just innocently sitting on the table, unaware of their approaching attackers. Tidus and Rikku menacingly held the knives above them, gleaming in the light. With one swift movement, one blade slashed through the air and into the juice filled fruit.
"Hah! Gotcha!" Rikku cried victoriously as she continued to impale the helpless peach.
Tidus hastily joined the massacre. "Take that!" His battle cry reverberated off the walls of Lulu and Wakka's small house.
Lulu could hear their shouts from where she sat in the living room.
'Oh no!' She thought, 'Somebody is trying to attack Rikku and Tidus.'
Back in the kitchen, Rikku and Tidus continued their war on the peaches, oblivious to Lulu's concerns. The peaches numbers were dwindling down; it was obvious that the two blondes would win the battle. Peach chunks were everywhere, a reminder to the survivors that they would never triumph.
One struck back. "Owww!" Rikku shrieked as her blade impacted a pit, forcing her wrist to snap back. "Tidus! I'm going down. Continue on without me!" She dropped the knife and stumbled back, grasping her wrist in pain.
Hesitantly he took one more fatal stab before Lulu entered the peach gore covered room.
She found Rikku crippled on the floor whimpering and she saw Tidus, his entire top half and face covered in what she momentarily thought was blood.
"Where are they?" Lulu questioned. Tidus turned towards her and she realized that it wasn't blood he was covered with, it was peach. "You killed them! You killed the peaches! I was going to make a pie!"
"Did somebody say kill?" Yuna asked, entering the necropolis. She began the sending twirling in intricate circles about the bodies.
"Aww, Lu. You told us to slice them! We were only doing what you asked us to." Rikku pointed out, feeling quite proud of herself and her battle wound.
"Yuna, stop it!" Lulu commanded irritably.
"Rikku is right you know." Tidus stated between licks of his hand. Stepping forward, Lulu slapped him upside the head.
"Oh, I'm hit!" Tidus exclaimed and fell to the ground as Lulu stomped out the door. From where she lay, Rikku extended her hand and gave Tidus a high five for a battle well fought.