Note: the hetalia characters are 2p which I do not own, I own Ulixes which is me but not the creepypasta charcters

( the trial is about a simple man with a mechanical arm that talks shit and attacks the new owner...)

Slendy: okay... court is now session, victim is Mr. Todoshiro... case is that a doctor gave him an arm but it attacked him after a few minutes...

Todoshiro: yeah dudes... and it hurts... *scratch* OWW!
Ulixes: how in the world did your arm hate you? aren't you like controlling it?
Todoshiro: no dude it's like gots a mind of it's own...you ever watched the movie house?
Ulixes: oh I LOVE that movie it was awesome!
Todoshiro: I know right! Ulixes: yeah and the sce- *gets hit with a vase* doh!
Jeff: hurry up idiot don't chit chat on the courtroom...
Ulixes: s-s-sorry j-jeff...

Slendy:*sweatdrop* err. witness may begin testimony...
Todoshiro: So I went to the doctor to get my arm replaced but when I got out the arm suddenly hates me...
Ulixes: Hold it! so why did your arm attack you, you must have done something to make it angry...
Todoshiro: no way dude! I swear it just attacked me out of nowhere! *scratch* Oww Jeff: so where is the doctor?
Todoshiro: he's right there...
Mikelenduque: hello...
Jeff and Ulixes: AWW HELL NOOOOOO!

England: whatever is wrong with both of you poppets?
Ulixes: THAT dude is a real nutcase... he once cross breed an elephant and a mouse and it actually worked...poor animal...
England: oh...
Ulixes: Mikey! what did you do this time?!
Mikelenduque: I was bored and I just wanted to see the look on his face hahahaha!
Jeff: it's not fuckin april fools!
Mikelenduque: are you implying that you are going to tell little Lexy girl here about the chickens that I used for pranks?...
Ulixes: *flinch* wait a darn second...YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED THE ANIMALS IN MY SHELTER! *lashes out*
Axelle:someone restrain her before all chaos breaks lose!
*America, Canada, and Huggerman holds Ulixes back*
America: does she really have to go through this stress?!
Hugsey: so sorry you have to see that...

Ulixes: anyway this is proof that you sold him bad goods!
Mikelenduque: not really...
Ulixes: err... yeah you did Mikelenduque: no Ulixes: yes Mikelenduque: ...n-no!
Ulixes: fuck yeah you did!

Slendy: anyway I'm gonna have to agree with Ulixes on this one...court finds the suspect...GUILTY...
Ulixes: punishment will have to include the man's arm be replaced with a mormal one and you will have to live with this for 14 years!
Mikelenduque: hehehe Ulixes: What so funny butter bean?!
Miklenduque: remember those cupcakes you thought pinkie made...
Ulixes: y-yes...
Mikelenduque: well before she made the batter I replaced her suger with sweet rose!
Ulixes: *screams then runs for the window and pukes* BLEEEeeeEEEeeech...ugh that cunt...
China: what is wrong with you... Russia: oh I think she's sick...
Ulixes: No it's actually *hurl* actuall- *hurl* ... screw this ... Italy you tell them! *hurl*
Italy: erm... She hates or is afraid of roses...for one reason... I don't know...

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