Introduction
"Chk-Chk," The sound of a gun rang out across the battlefield as Red Teletubbie babbled on with his orders.
"Do you really want to be consumed by the teletubbie haters? They're trying to kill our childish friggin spirit toward gibberish?" He said as Yellow Teletubbie fell silent only to fart, two words into the sentence?
"Thud Thud," Two Golden Teletubbies fell behind Yellow Teletubbie.
"Man, Yellow don't stink up the place so much, those Golden drones cost a lot! So stop farting! For all our sakes" Orange Teletubbie exclaimed!
"Sorry," Yellow said timidly.
"O.K., now back to business everyone grab your guns," Red pauses in mid sentence looks at Yellow who's about to grab a rocket launcher. "Yellow, grab the machine guns," Yellow looks excited for a second. "And load all of them and if you get done go have free time in the sandbox." As this information slowly sinks in Yellow throws himself to the ground starts hitting the ground and bawls his eyes out.
After this event Red, Orange, Black, and 10 Golden Teletubbie drones pile out from behind the retaining wall they were behind.
"Yabadabadooooooo," All the teletubbies ring out in a weird, really loud battle cry.
Soon (ten minutes later) 6 of the 10 golden teletubbies had fallen to the teletubbie haters and Black had run back while shouting "I'll be back, with bigger weapons and more drones," In an Arnold Schwarzenegger like voice.
Red was shouting endless orders to nobody in particular. Meanwhile Orange was trying to play the war hero as he took down hater after hater. All this with his pistol and defense knife, he was starting to brag out loud to Blue Teletubbie who had just shown up at the battlefield. Then Blue jumped over Orange (doing a front flip in the process) tackled one hater stabbed him with his huge sword then with his other weapon (a crowbar) he slammed another hater in the head.
"I just saved your butt," Blue yelled excitedly. Quickly after this was said Orange threw his knife at a hater behind Blue and killed the hater.
"And I just saved yours," Orange shot back in a ha-ha tone of voice after he grab the knife out of the haters head.
At about this time Black came charging through the haters with a rocket launcher and katana like sword. "I'm back with bigger weapons and 5 drones," at this time 5 drones exploded through the haters.
Now it seemed the odds had evened up a little. It was Red, Blue, Orange, Black, and 8 drones against 30 haters. Yeah, the odds seem a little uneven but the teletubbies make up for it in talent!