The Lich king was a mad Lich the renaissance they would paint him later but that later this was now in the Azeroth times. Leonardo would paint him, then Raphael paint him and then Splinter would paint him. He had sword that would glow blue when goblins were around which was his favorite meal, because he hated himself and they tasted awful...ly good.

Meanwhile in the SWAMP OF SORROWS where he moved near to...what?
Meanwhile in the plaguelands a guy by the name of Hiresh who wore a turban was riding his epic mount through the forests of the plaguelands where he was. He was the chosen one to fight the lich king and take his sword and then he would have the goblins that were also his favorite meal. His favorite meal...

Up he rode then down then up again then down then back up then down, then he encountered a murlock..now wait, then down then up then he encountered a murlock named Jab-Jab. He was a special murlock that talked like not stupid like president Obama...what?

"Stop right there, human rogue!"

"What I am trying to get to the lich king and fight him and take his sword and maybe his pants and then wear them." said Hiresh in a salty saultry tone.

The murlock readied his Garand rifle. "I'm not fucking around you piece of shit, cop!"

"I'm not a cop!"

but it was too late, Jab-Jab shot him in the head and he died of a broken heart, cuz his long time friend Jab-Jab had betrayed him.

Meanwhile in Neo-Denmark which was like Akira, but with freaky tall Vikings.
White swans glided by, the sweet smell of honeysuckle mixed with the air from the river filled Spencer's lungs, he felt perplexed, yet invigorated in what he had to share, all his good news with Wendy. Suddenly he saw Wendy walking towards him, she was a good 100 yards away, she was wearing a plain white top, with denim jeans, and had her jacket slung over her shoulders. Wendy has short hair now, above her shoulders, she did not resemble the Wendy he knew with waist long hair, always smiling, well built.
Now they had seen each other, Spencer began walking towards Wendy, she did not smile, but rather seemed grim, she had lost a lot of weight.

But Spencer had no time for that BS, he went to the plague lands to fight the lich king.

The lich king was driving his sons electric scooter because his Epic motorcycle mount was in the dwarf shop.
was the sound it made.

Spencer's bullet caught him in the throat and he flailed wildly and fell from the vehicle, he died kicking in the dirt.

Spencer said "Lich King............more like Bitch king!"

THE END