Trailer: Swift

Hey, that sounds like Tailor Swift...Trailer Swift, Tailor Swift...Anyway:

So, here I am again, not quite daring enough to start YET another story at the moment, but...I wanted to write something pertaining to this, so...Here goes! A preview about something that I may write in the future...

Note: loosely tied to "Blink Back Tears" and "And the Teas Streamed Down Her Face" which you should totally read but I won't force you because this is America and this is also the internet so all of you are technically stranger reading things that I write which if you think about is creepy because your profile could say you are like 150 years old but really you're 890000000000000000. Enough with this craziness, let's go! (ps I don't own Ice Age)

The following preview has been approved for all audiences by...me. Just imagine some sort of intense adventure music playing the background...Like the kind they'd play in a batman trailer/Narnia/Movie about people getting attacked by zombies in a haunted house in the woods.


Scene 1

Snow whirls around the camera; the whistle of fast wind is heard.

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Screen flickers for a moment and shows Peaches looking scared in a dark forest. Alone.

Peaches: "Dad? Is that you?"

Twig snaps and the screen goes black.

Emerges a story different from all the others... in this fandom

(lighter tone of music)

Peaches:"Where are we?"

Someone groans off-screen

"Oops, sorry!"

Owned by the creators of Ice Age

Young, male British accented voice:

"It's okay. Ya only FELL ON ME! My word, is it too much ta ask for a mammoth ta go on a diet?"

Screen moves to show a bruised teenage weasel: brown speckled fur, blue eyes, underbite.

Peaches: *blushes* "Well next time don't stand there as I fall from the sky!"

Screen goes black.

What if you were lost..

Manny: "Peaches, where are you?"

In time?


Sid slips on a fallen icicle and falls into a tar pit.

"AAH!"

Weasel from above: "Nice landing."

Screen enlarges to show another weasel (female, same color and stuff) around the same age watching Sid flail around in the tar with Peaches and Diego.

Weasel 2: "As graceful as a swan."


The male weasel from before is shown running through a flaming forest.

"HELP! Somebody!"

Flames erupt and consume the screen, quickly burning it and leaving it black.

First weasel from before: "I didn't have to help you! I could have left you there, and I would still have a chance at having a life! Now, I'm probably goin' ta return home in a bloody casket!"


-Sabertoothed Tiger roars-

To get home, back to your loved ones...

Diego, Manny, Peaches, Sid, and the two weasels aforementioned are shown hiking up a mountain in a blizzard.

What would you sacrifice?

"No, don't leave me out here! Open the door! Open the door! Please!" (First weasel pounds on wooden door frantically in the night)

*Blank screen*

Somebody screams.


(adventure music stops here)

Weasel 1 (hisses): "Katherine?! What are you doing here?"

Blond female weasel (same age) with green eyes: "Getting into trouble like you, Buck."

*Scene*

Flurry of snow whips by as an animal runs through the snow.

Swift

Black screen; dramatically intense music plays.

Peaches's voice: "Will we ever get back home?"

(Young) Buck's voice: "You'd better. Ya know how many times I've nearly been killed today?!"

Coming soon to the Ice Age fandom