Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh. If you think I do, seriously, theres something up with you...
I'm bored with writing serious stuff so heres the first of my humor fics!!
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Ways to annoy...Kaiba!!
One - Replace his deck with Pokemon cards.
Two - Kidnap his brother.
Three - Point and laugh at him and don't give him a straight answer why
Four - Show him this site.
Five - Show him the stories about him on this site, particularly yaoi, particularity Joey/JouxKaiba.
Six - Change his ring tone to the crazy frog tone and get someone to ring him in a crucial business meeting. (Note: It's probably best if this isn't you as he'll track you and send hit men to kill you 0.o )
Seven - If he tries to talk to you say "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Eight - Call him Kaiba-boy.
Nine - Take him to ASDA and show him the copies of his deck they sell. Watch as he obsessively rips them all open to burn all the BEWD cards.
Ten - Break into his office and throw paperwork out of the window.
Eleven - Announce that you are committing a hostile takeover and try to fire him. Then run.
Twelve - As him why a CEO of a multi million dollar company is obsessed with beating children at children's card games.
Thirteen - Spray paint his car neon pink.
Fourteen - Make him a terrible theme song and follow him singing it loudly and badly. Also teach all the rabid fangirls this song and tell them that he loves it.
Fifteen - Follow him to all his duels and cheer for him while singing the theme song.
So there you are, 15 surefire ways of annoying Kaiba! These are 100 gurenteed to annoy and have been tested by trained officials! (1)
By The -Vampire-Kuriboh- Inc.
(1) 50 percent or more of this statement may be untrue, -Vampire-Kuriboh- is not responsible for the consequences of putting this list into action especially if the consequences include hitmen, threats of violence and actual bodily harm...