Okay I started this idea a few months ago on paper during a blackout and
this is how long it took me to type it into my computer after I found it in
the bottom of my Buffy drawer. Set after Wrecked and Buffy's back in
college. This is yet another of my how will Angel react to Spike and Buffy
fics so if you're tired of hearing how he will react don't read. Now that
I've spoiled the plot. All three characters are Joss's.
Buffy is walking on patrol when she feels a vampire behind her.
"Spike, I swear. Every other guy I've ever slept with has left. Why can't you? I'm never going to screw you again so go away before I stake you." She turns around. "Angel"
"Angel, oh my god. What are you doing in Sunnydale?"
"Clan stuff. Every time one of us sires, we inform the rest of the clan." Angel told her still reeling from her announcement.
"So you sired someone and you have to tell Spike."
"Actually Dru resired Darla and Darla and I have a human son named Connor."
"Wow, Darla's back. Wait how is that possible I saw you dust her."
"Wolfram and Hart"
"Ah well as long as she doesn't come here."
"She died to save Connor"
"Oh"
"Well, I have to talk to Spike"
"Yeah I'll be by the crypt later."
Buffy leaves the cemetery and Angel walks to the crypt in question.
"Spike" Angel screamed as he opened the door.
"Bloody hell Peaches don't you poofs ever knock. It's called decency."
"Don't talk to me about decency."
"So you heard"
"More than I ever wanted to hear."
Later that night Angel, Buffy, and a severely bruised Spike (think Intervention) are sitting by a tree in the cemetery.
"It's so weird sitting here with both of you especially since I'm having to watch tapes of myself doing it for sex-ed." Buffy stated
"What tapes! There are no tapes," cried both Vamps.
"I found tapes of me and Riley in the ruins of the Initiative," she explained.
"I knew I never liked that guy, but even he was better than Spike." Angel said.
"Yeah well at least I didn't leave her. Bloody hell, what were you thinking? She has never gotten over your betrayal." Spike retorted/
"Enough" Buffy cried. "I love both of you in different ways. At least we can all agree that Riley was the stupidest mistake of my life. I am so blessed to have my two vamps in my life. Once you go vamp you never go back."
"We know," said both vamps.
Buffy is walking on patrol when she feels a vampire behind her.
"Spike, I swear. Every other guy I've ever slept with has left. Why can't you? I'm never going to screw you again so go away before I stake you." She turns around. "Angel"
"Angel, oh my god. What are you doing in Sunnydale?"
"Clan stuff. Every time one of us sires, we inform the rest of the clan." Angel told her still reeling from her announcement.
"So you sired someone and you have to tell Spike."
"Actually Dru resired Darla and Darla and I have a human son named Connor."
"Wow, Darla's back. Wait how is that possible I saw you dust her."
"Wolfram and Hart"
"Ah well as long as she doesn't come here."
"She died to save Connor"
"Oh"
"Well, I have to talk to Spike"
"Yeah I'll be by the crypt later."
Buffy leaves the cemetery and Angel walks to the crypt in question.
"Spike" Angel screamed as he opened the door.
"Bloody hell Peaches don't you poofs ever knock. It's called decency."
"Don't talk to me about decency."
"So you heard"
"More than I ever wanted to hear."
Later that night Angel, Buffy, and a severely bruised Spike (think Intervention) are sitting by a tree in the cemetery.
"It's so weird sitting here with both of you especially since I'm having to watch tapes of myself doing it for sex-ed." Buffy stated
"What tapes! There are no tapes," cried both Vamps.
"I found tapes of me and Riley in the ruins of the Initiative," she explained.
"I knew I never liked that guy, but even he was better than Spike." Angel said.
"Yeah well at least I didn't leave her. Bloody hell, what were you thinking? She has never gotten over your betrayal." Spike retorted/
"Enough" Buffy cried. "I love both of you in different ways. At least we can all agree that Riley was the stupidest mistake of my life. I am so blessed to have my two vamps in my life. Once you go vamp you never go back."
"We know," said both vamps.