A Different Naruto

One might call him lazy, one might call him someone who was bored. But the answer was simple. He didn't give a fuck. They ignored him he ignored them, they tried to trick him, so he pranked him, They sponsored him rotten food.

Like he gave a flying fuck. He could just go hunting in the forest of death, with a certain Snake Mistress. Aah, what he would do for a taste of the Lion's Meat. Not much, but he would do somethings for it. He yawned, laying down in the academy, everything was boring. He knew all of this stuff.

Seriously what was the Shodai's special technique? Who didn't know it? It was Mokuton. What was the point of him being in there? He was bored. Why did the Sandaime sign him up for this? To make some friends, he of course didn't want to be a ninja of this Village, hence why he was dead last. And the students and teachers didn't give him the time of the day to listen to him anyway. Like he cared.

This sucked, he glanced out the window, looking out at the birds. They didn't have to worry about this mess. He thought about a bird with the Konoha Hitai-ate (Ninja Head Band) doing a Suiton: Suiryudan no Justu. (Water style: Water Dragon Justu). He chuckled as a piece of chalk was thrown right at him, he tilted his head to the side, efficiently dodging the the piece of chalk.

"Really, Iruka-Sensei?" Naruto lazily asked. "Yes, really, Naruto! Pay attention!" Iruka yelled to him. Naruto looked at him with a wtf face. "Iruka-Sensei, you know that Uchiha-san has been looking out the window the entire time, since day one? Also Nara-san has been also sleeping since he first walked in."

"And how did Inuzuka-san get out of the room? He's just out there, playing with his dog. And Akimichi-san? You know- no, what the actual fuck. He's sitting there, grilling some steak. Can you not smell that?"

"And Hyuuga-san all she's been doing is blushing and glancing at me. Its kind of creepy. Oh and Yamanaka-san, and Haruno-san, they are right behind him, sir how did you not see them? All they do is stare at Uchiha-san." Naruto finished off, sending shivers down the Uchiha's back.

"Kiba- how the hell! Get your a-butt back in here! and Choji! Put that shi-stuff back where every the heck you got it! And Yamanaka and Haru- WOAH! What did you say? Your gonna do what to the Uchiha?!" Iruka yelled out at the end. Naruto heard what Both the Yamanaka and Haruno said.

He thought about what they said and glanced at Sasuke, watching him hide in fear of what they said. He didn't envy Sasuke at all. He was happy he didn't have any 'Fangirls'. Oso very happy.

After hearing them say they were gonna have the Uchiha's babies soon, with was a little weird, considering they were not even 5 months away from 13. Hence making them 12.

Time Skip

This day of the academy was over, he had 3 and a half weeks left of the academy. Once he failed, he would become a civilian. Then he would be able to finally leave this village. He thought about a new village, where he could just sit there on top of a huge piece of Lion's Meat, with two sexy girls, feeding him the meat. Aah, that would be the life.

But here he was in his dusty apartment, laying his 'bed' if you could call it that. He wondered if the Fox would be up to talk. He then closed his eyes, focusing chakra to his stomach. Slowly drifting to his mindscape, where he would meet the Fox, he woke up in a sewer. 'I will never, not ever get used to having a sewer in my mind. Why couldn't I be walking on a girl with big breasts?' Naruto thought with a smile and a little bit of blood coming down from his nose.

Maybe he should just wake up the Fox. It seemed to be having a good dream, he say the Fox's lecherous grin. He walked over to the Fox, went to his gigantic ear, and using his very few powers of the mind, he got a Squawker and blew it in his ear. The Fox's eyes shot open, and he frowned at Naruto.

"Kid! Why did you wake me up! I was having the best of what you humans call dreams!" The Fox yelled angrily. (If your a man, you know what he was dreaming about. And Naruto ruined that for him.) "Ohoho? The best you say? Care to let me in in what you been dreaming about?" Naruto asked jokingly.

The Fox growled at him and said. "Shut up human. When are you going to get out of this dump of a village?! It is despicable, even if I dont like you humans, I wouldn't even give my own kin a ratchet house like this, matter of a fact! You cant call this a house." The Fox told him.

Naruto didn't care. He didn't give a fuck. They could let him keep this house. Not like he would live here for long, They didn't know he didn't live here, they didn't need to know, well, except Hokage-sama.

You see, Naruto he walked home and once he got in there, he immediately got into bed, to make it believable, next he goes to the bathroom creates a Bunshin(Clone) and then he goes to his tree house. and chills out. And his Bunshin does what ever the hell it wants.

And bam, the Anbu doesn't ever notice. Not wanting to get close to the 'Demons Nest' that is, except one Anbu that is, called Neko. She was cool, one of the very few of the population with purple hair in Konohagakure.(Hidden Leaf Village)

As he laid in his very comfortable bed in his tree house he was reading a book called, The Tale Of the Utterly Gutsy Ninja. He like how the main character shared the same name with him. And the picture of it looked very Very similar.

Naruto had his fathers spiky blonde hair (Even he found out who his father was, all he had to do was look at the Yondaime Hokage picture and say, 'Oh, thats my dad') blue eyes, and a classic Black shirt and Black pants and standard black shinobi sandals. with the Uzumaki symbol on the right side of his shirt sleeve.

He grinned thinking about what it must of been like for his dad in the academy.

And he also wondered what it must've been like for him mom.

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